I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already seen this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I cry every time I watch "Philadelphia,” I can be confrontational when I observe somebody mistreating another person, I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?
If you want to laugh... be respected...enjoy good times...then contact me. If you don't send me a message, somebody less deserving will.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
You will sit on street corners with me as I pathetically attempt to make up rent money by “playing” the guitar. (If you actually know how to play the guitar, I’ll definitely write you back!)
Other dating activities that we will enjoy:
- Use my neighbor’s internet connection to cruise craiglist’s “free stuff” for items that we might be able to sell on ebay.
- Go for walks.
- Go for more walks.
- Have competitions to see who lost the most weight last week when we couldn’t afford any food.
- Offer to clean peoples' windshields at gas stations for the tip.
- I’m sure you can think of even more!!!