So I was in the shower this morning with a martini in one hand, and the other hand was washing my 4 month old puppy, when it dawned on me that my life seemed incomplete. I shrugged it off as just seeing life as a pessimist, you know with the glass half empty... actually that was my martini which i finished off in one gulp.
So off to Starbucks I went then. And after ordering a large soy, choi latte frappachinnilupo (And getting the Barista to stir it with her tongue). I opened the local paper, seeing if I could find some speed dating outlet in this city, It IS big enough of a city after all isn't it? Well curse my luck aloud there was no such thing.
At home I thought maybe a google search may have yet to yield some positive results in that area. But Nope... NONE! So I wound up logging into my good ol' POF profile and saw that it needed some serious updating.
My hobbies are dog walking. Playing music, I would say my taste in music is highly unusual. If you wanna know more ask me. I don't believe in Cable TV but I do have Netflix. I prefer stuff commercial free anyway. I also like getting out and singing Karaoke. I love to surprise people at Karaoke. most people assume I will suck But I usually do pretty good.
I am looking for someone who has potential for a relationship. That being said and not wanting to put the cart before the horse, I do have to get to know you first before I jump into anything. That means if we are chatting we have to meet in person if it is to go anywhere. Chat friends are a dime a dozen these days. already have plenty of those... Yes, I am looking for the real deal.
If you really want to get on my good side. BE NICE. Smile, make eye contact, offer a hug. I do not reward hard to get behavior, jealousy tactics,****ness etc. I don't mind a girl who is a little aggressive just as long as she is not coming from a desperate place.
I believe in living a relatively sane lifestyle, which means I don't do drugs ever, or get wasted all the time. I don't mind a girl who smokes it a bit. just don't expect me to join you. Drinking is fine with me, but I don't get drunk.
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF: - You are a fake blonde. If you are faking that, WHAT ELSE are you probably gonna fake?
- Your profile picture contains a duck face so bad that your lips look like an ***hole!
- If you're about as deep as a bowl of soup and your toungue is about as sharp as a soup spoon!
There's lots more to know about me. So I'll leave it to you to get to know me!