So I'm new to this online dating thing. No, not really. Been here since forever and presumably until judgement day and the trumpets sound, but for now it's what ever frickin month this is.
I find it best not to write about my hobbies, goals, or what makes me unique at this time. First, my hobbies change every three months with the weather. Second, my goals are always "subject to change" and third. I feel I am unique, but isn't everyone in one way or another?
At my age I manage my own affairs. I pay my bills on time (I know how to budget). Paid off all my long-term debt. Drive two different vehicles and prefer a seat belt while doing so. My dirty laundry goes in the hamper and not on the floor. I prefer a clean house and appearance. Not saying my house is clean all the time.
Not a sports,NASCAR, or health nut (I do weigh myself everyday before showering). Never smoked cigarettes, drank coffee, or energy drinks to date. I don't gamble, spit, or throw trash on the ground. I steer clear of strip clubs and GYMs. I drink OJ in the morning, orange soda at lunch and beer at dinner.
I cook my own meals. I eat meats and vegetables every day. I avoid fast food or chain restaurants. I eat out like four to five times a year. I never run out of the essential crapola anymore. I get up every day and go to work without being pulled out of bed or told to go to work. I live life as drama free as life will allow me. Life seems to have it out for me right now!
My body type is more a combination of thin and athletic. 55% thin, 45% athletic. I am 5’10” with shoes on. I have no chest or back hair, no tattoos or piercings. I tan well in the summer and my hair is still holding in there! My butt would be my best physical attribute (second my eyes) and I don't mind it being squeezed at any give whim.
I love my Maui Jim sunglasses, sneakers, and blue jeans that fit around my waist (no underwear showing). I prefer boxers over briefs. I never wear baseball hats or sweat pants, ever. Second, sports attire. Not a sports nut. I prefer my G/F sorta dress me. NO sweat pants.
I currently work two part time jobs and go to NSCC at night to complete a Assoc. degree in "Energy Utilities". I will some day work for National Grid, Verizon, or the Salem Power Plant or better yet on one of these 400 ft tall "wind mills" or a Solar Farm project.
I have certain TV shows that I like to watch. Sleepy Hollow (so lame), Elementary, Survivor, Amazing Race, South Park, TOSH.O, Daily Show to name a few. I also get the Salem Evening News home delivered
I am a jack of all trades, can fix damn near anything mechanically broken from engines, appliances, to computers. I surgically saved a pet lizards life once. I have some artistic skills but absolutely no music or dance abilities what so ever! I am trainable though.
In late 2009, my dad lost his courageous four year battle against cancer. Due to my dad’s dire situation, I chose not to meet any new people during that time. It was a rough couple years and better off not dragging someone else into it. The truth is we never bury the dead, we take them with us but that's just the cost of living.
The boat in my pictures is my mom's but now I am responsible for the maintenance of that boat, a lot of work, time and money. My long term plan in 10-15 years is to travel extensively on this boat in southern waters. I am a member of a private yacht club in Beverly. Are you looking to travel?
I have a small dog that is a "Sato". Her name is Lucy and she is a former Puerto Rican street dog. My mom adopted Coco and Lucy and gave me Lucy for my birthday in '09. My last pet was a four foot lizard (red&black Tagu) named Tagi Jr. but, not my thing anymore. Tagi Jr. did receive his 15 minutes of fame after getting loose in Malden back in '04 and made the six o'clock news.
I'm a cool guy. I am polite (up to a point)(been known to totally flip out when pushed to far), considerate (refer to previous), very affectionate/kinky, organized/clean, and mature (not all the time). Plus, a little bit of a wise ass ball buster when it calls for it. I enjoy playing Devil's advocate. I am one funny S.O.B.. I have clean white straight teeth. I brush my teeth and tongue like a crazy person. Never had a cavity.
I am STD free (few partners), allergy free (I'm assuming), no anxieties or fears (zombies don't exist) , no mental illnesses (no medications), no kids, just my Lucy. I live in a safe, quiet neighborhood near downtown with off street parking.
In regards to Religion, I believe in God. I do not go to church or pray. I have a simple pact with God. I do not bother God and God does not bother me. My true belief is God helps those who help themselves. On the other hand. Evolution makes sense, populating Mars sounds cool, and Aliens are real due to how many galaxies exist in the universe.
I would like to meet a girl who lives North of Boston but not over the border to NH. I like girls who are shorter than me, are as pale as paper and wear eyeglasses. A girl that likes boating and c*cktails (must drink) during sunset? Between 28 to 37 years old I would prefer but none of this is a rule. "More like guidelines". I am a sucker for assertive, aggressive, has that crazy look in her eye kind of girl. I'm not asking to be chased, more like told what to do...
This "is" my profile, I am trying to be upfront, but I'm not explaining everything. We are on the internet and need to refrain from giving out to much personal information. Or explaining everything may possibly make you run like hell! Its all a matter of perspective. I can also be more than you bargained for as a boyfriend. Given the chance.
One thing I ask is... If you message me, and I wish you would, please, please ask me something. Breaking the ice here is layers thick and a little 20 questions is all I ask. You could start with just Hi, or how are you? Nothing to elaborate, but eventually ask something more "personal". Keep the conversation on the right track. Play a little truth or dare.
If I add you to my Favorites list (favorites not friends)that's my way of saying "hi". But, if your not interested then do nothing and I will get the hint and remove myself in a week or so. If you are interested in me, then add me to your Favorites and I will gladly make first contact. Only after 3% of my emails being responded to, I no longer write messages unless messaged first.
One more thing. My name isn't Jimmy. Just a user name. Good luck fishing everyone.