So I'm new to this online dating thing. No, not really. Been here since forever and presumably until judgement day and the trumpets sound, but for now it's what ever frickin month this is.
I find it best not to write about my hobbies, goals, or what makes me unique at this time. First, my hobbies change every three months with the weather. Second, my goals are always "subject to change" and third. I feel I am unique, but isn't everyone in one way or another?
At my age, I manage my own affairs. I pay my bills on time. Paid off all my debt. Drive two different vehicles and prefer a seat belt while doing so. I also possess proper table and chivalry manners.
Not a Sports/Nascar/Health nut. Never smoked cigarettes or drank coffee to date. I don't gamble or go to a GYM. I drink OJ in the morning, soda at lunch and beer at dinner.
I cook my own meals. I eat (meats and vegetables) every day. I don't care for fast food or chain restaurants. I eat out like four/five times a year. I never run out of the essential crapola anymore. I get up every day and go to work without being pulled out of bed or told to go to work. I live life as drama free as life will allow me.
My body type is more a combination of thin and athletic. 60% thin, 40% athletic. I am 5’10” with shoes on. I have little to no body hair plus no tattoos or piercings. I tan well in the summer. My hair is still holding in there! And my butt is my best physical attribute. I do enjoy a firm butt grab and it's a good "attention getter". So feel free
I love my Maui Jim sunglasses, my sneaks, and blue jeans that fit around my waist. I never wear baseball hats or sweat pants, ever. Second, sports attire. Not a sports nut. I prefer my G/F sorta dress me. NO sweat pants.
I currently work two part time jobs and go to NSCC at night to finish a Assoc. degree in "Energy Utilities". I would like some day to work for National Grid, Verizon, or the Salem Power Plant. Better yet on one of these 400 ft tall "wind mills" or Solar Farm projects.
I have certain TV shows that I like to watch. VICE, Nathan For You, Elementary, Survivor, Cops, Amazing Race, Out There, South Park, TOSH.O, Daily Show, to name a few. Do you watch any of these shows?
I am a jack of all trades, can fix damn near anything mechanically broken (engines, appliances, computers, etc.). I surgically saved a pet lizards life once. I have some artistic skills but absolutely no music/dance abilities what so ever! I am trainable though.
In late 2009, my dad lost his courageous four year battle against cancer. Due to my dad’s dire situation, I chose not to meet any new people during that time. It was a rough couple years and better off not dragging someone else into it. But, it is time to move on and get back to work and life.
My father's boat is now my mom's boat, so not my boat. But now, I am responsible for the maintenance of the boat, a lot of work, time, and money. My long term plan in 10-15 years is to travel extensively on this boat in southern waters. I am a member of a private yacht club in Beverly.
I have a small dog she is a "Sato". Her name is Lucy. She is a Puerto Rican street dog. My mom adopted Coco and Lucy and gave me Lucy for my birthday in '09. My last pet was a four foot lizard (red&black Tagu) named Tagi Jr. but, not my thing anymore. Tagi Jr. did receive his 15 minutes of fame after getting loose in Malden back in '04 and made the six o'clock news.
I'm a cool guy. I am polite (up to a point), considerate (refer to previous), very affectionate/kinky, organized/clean, and mature (not all the time). Plus, a little bit of a wise ass/ball buster when it calls for it. I am one funny S.O.B. as well. I have clean straight teeth. Never had a cavity, I have a clean driving record, STD free, no mental illness, no kids, just my Lucy.
In regards to religion, I believe in god. I do not go to church or pray every night. I have a simple pact with god. I do not bother god and god does not bother me. My true belief is, God helps those who help themselves.
I am resourceful in a mad scientist kind of way! My thinking is beyond "outside the box" and closer to fringe. I plan for the worst and I hope for the best. I'm confident yet cautious and act accordingly to the situation.
I would like to meet a girl who lives North of Boston but not over the border to NH. I like girls who are shorter than me and are as pale as paper. Maybe a girl that likes boating and c*cktails (must drink) during sunset? Between 28 to 36 years old I prefer, but none of this is a rule. "More like guidelines". I am a sucker for assertive, aggressive, has that crazy look in her eye kind of girl.
This "is" my profile, I am trying to be upfront, but I'm not explaining everything. We are on the internet and need to refrain from giving out to much personal information. Or explaining everything may possibly make you run like hell! Its all a matter of perspective. I can also be more than you bargained for...
One thing I ask is... If you message me, and I wish you would, please, please ask me something. Breaking the ice here is layers thick and a little 20 questions is all I ask. You could start with just Hi, or how are you? Nothing to elaborate, but eventually ask something more "personal" to keep the conversation on the right track. Play a little truth or dare.
If I added you to my Favorites list, that's my way of saying "hi". But, if your not interested then do nothing and I will get the hint and remove myself in a week. If you are interested in me, then add me to your Favorites. I will gladly make first contact afterwards.
One more thing. My name isn't Jimmy. Just a user name. Good luck fishing everyone.