drastically reduced into simple form for the simpletons...
"hi/hey/what's up", etc = ignored
"how are you/how's it going?" = ignored: as if i'd tell you. duh.
"are you interested?", etc = eye roll: in what...? duh.
"like to chat/know me?", etc= eye roll: about/why...? duh.
mundane questions = mundane responses
listing disinteresting stats = yawn, ignored
request for pics = ignored
phone numbers = no way, dismissed
instant meetup = no way, dismissed
generic/typical = eye roll, rejected
If You Do Any Of The Above And Was Not Any Of The Below, You Obviously Either Have Comprehension Difficulties Or Plainly Did Not Read This Profile.
BE: interesting. smart. fresh. original. sincere. personalistic. humorous. chill.
*note* If you see I viewed your profile, chances extremely likely i am not remotely interested if I didn't message you. It was probably only because I looked at who clicked ’yes' to meet me.
[ "I'm proud to be different. It's the best thing about me." ]
You No Confuse Nor Misunderstand: I no date; I hang out. That no mean I seek hook up; I seek friends. I Seek Actual Conversation, Not Mere Replies- There Be Difference. And I No Meet Peeps If There No Be Conversations That Actually Be Going Back And Forth Consistently.
(maybe the effed up English will make this more comprehensible...)
...friendship is foundation -- to anything and everything... without it, there is nothing, but a scam.
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you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 18 and 35.
Live in United States
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
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