PittsburghMike99: Mike's Online Dating Adventure!
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Bethel park, Pennsylvania
45 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Catholic
Mixed Race, Gemini
PittsburghMike99 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Class Clown
Systems analyst

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Now, I have a few women friends who have related their online experiences to me, so let me clear up a few things first:

1. Yes, I have a full time job.
2. No, I don't live with my parents.
3. No, I'm not obsessive, a stalker, creepy, bitter, psycho, etc.
4. Yes, I bathe regularly.
5. No, I've never been incarcerated, nor am I on probation.
6. No, I don't go to anime conventions, nor am I an avid collector of comic books.
7. Yes, I HAVE been on a date with a woman within the last 8 years.
8. Yes, I will attempt to control my more disgusting bodily functions if we decide to meet.
9. No, I'm not a midget.
10. No, I'm not on brain medication of any kind, and if I were, I wouldn't try to discuss it with you at length on the first date.
11. No, on our first date, I won't pay for the meal with gift certificates (although I do have two or three that I really need to use soon...)

There. I think that about covers the basics. As you can see, I meet MOST people's minimum requirements!

I'm looking for someone with, first and foremost, a SENSE OF HUMOR. Someone who can appreciate the humor, of, say, seeing a 6'2" dark skinned multi-racial man go to a Halloween party dressed as a Klansman (I've got the pictures, if you're interested). Someone who doesn't get offended by the occasional off-color, non-pc joke.

She should also have AT LEAST the semblance of a brain. I kind of like to discuss real stuff from time to time.

Also, I like a woman who actually has opinions on stuff. See, I'm one of those dense men...if I ask you if you like something, and you say "it's fine", I'll probably actually believe you.

That's gotten me into tons of trouble over the years....

Anyway, I actually am pretty interesting. So, if you think you'd like to chat, drop me a line. I look forward to hearing from you!