morena9990
Age: 38
Friends
meredy: R there any REAL and TRUE Guys LEFT???????
About
Smokes often with Thin body type
City
Jurupa valey, California
Details
35 year old Woman, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Sagittarius with Blonde hair
Intent
meredy Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
kicking back enjoying life


dating
1/1/13






I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years


Interests
DrinkingKicking w/ friendsGetting dirty like muddy get ur mind out of the gutter god hahahahaha getting stoned

About Meredith
Ok so i thought it was time to update my profile, with a lil more about me n who i am! Well first n foremost I'm a STONER! 420!!! Anywho-dly-doodly!!! I am a fun, loving care free, good heart'ed, FREE SPIRIT. I love the beach, mountain's, desert, n the country! I am a total animal lover. I will always put the people i care about before myself, no matter what! My friends would say that i am entertaining, and mostly a BLONDE!!! The worst part of that is that i dont just have BLONDE moments i have STONER BLONDE moments..... Ok so on that note here comes my total blondeness!!! I know everyone has those blonde moments, but mine r seriously horribly BLONDE!!

I am not currently working.. i do side jobs like i do the lawn at my mothers apts she owns, n i babysit, also this summer ill be tutoring my girls kids. I used to be a teacher, almost finished school for it, but at the time of it i was going through sh*tn i stopped going to class n everything all together, i lost interest in it..

I was cleaning a sliding glass door at my house, my bf at the time was outside doing something i had turned around n set the cleaning stuff down turned back around n walked straight into the GLASS DOOR i had just cleaned!!!!! STONNED BLONDE MOMENT!!!!!!!!
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Ok that is just one of the really bad blonde moments i have had! u wanna hear more talk to me!

So have any of u ever been on a plane that had snakes on it????? If u have WTF is wrong with u??? haha! sorry stoned moment! anywho!! So ya i my sense of bad humor is along the lines of Family Guy, Simpsons, Spacballs, Monty Pythons The (Holy Grail)!!! The Knights who say NEIF!!!!!! hahahahahaha...

k sorry, so ya thats my sense of humor, also i guess u could say i got a dirty mind, when i am with my girl, well we turn anything and everything into something dirty... usually without saying anything to each other, we just look at one another n bust out laughing... Oh i know that if u gave me n her a Golf Cart we would be drive that thing everything laughing our asses off singing SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!! haha, while people r golfing... N yes i drive by gold courses n yell FOUR!!! right as they r n mid swing!!! yes i have come up on alot of clubs, n balls, n some other random things! the BIRD mostly though! i swear people have no sense of humor!!! (evil laugh) HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH

I am Also a Total SMARTASS, n wont take SH*T from anyone..... I am who i am so like it or dont ur choice!!!! X-P

I am a very OPEN n HONEST person, i am not one to hide or lie about my life, if u dont want to hear then dont ask... I dont let my past bring me down, nor let it run my life. I have come to terms with it, n delt with it... But to get to know me u must hear about it.. not right away but its apart of me... so ya.. no worries i dont hold my BS against anyone n anyway... U r not the people who hurt me n so i will not put it on u... Does that make any sense??? i gotta stop doing this totaly stoned off my ass!!!! hehehe

I dont like drama, but who i am makes me deal with it sometimes, due to the people i care about, they all come to me when they got problems, cause they know ill help them out no matter what... My (famliy) aka (friends) r the most important people n my life. If they call n need me ill be there for them no questions asked. thats just who i am... soooooo ya!

I luv to get dirty! I am going to RCC (Riverside Community College) in the fall for Auto Body Repair, i like working on cars, i love to camp, fish, ect... so dont take the i like getting dirty the WRONG way!!!!

Music -
Country, whats now called Classic Rock!

Movies -
well mostly Horror, or like Holy grail!

Food -
anything except Seafood YUCK! or Spicy!!! Blah!!!

Animals -
Everything except Spiders!!!

Biggest Fear -
1. Earthquakes! I know i live n so cal!! go figure!! well sorry im not moving!!! so the earthquakes have to !haha
2. SQUIRRELS!!!!! NO JOKE they stalk me!!!!!!! its bad!!! they r evil lil sons of *******.... (RAWR)

Places i have gone to -
Basically the whole US!

Places i wanna go to -
THE REST OF THE WORLD!

Summer stuff i wanna do - ROAD TRIP across the us, go to the River (never been), Meet Elvis n vegas, run on water, Skip across California! maybe even bungee jump off pinochios nose? wait is that possible? Wait is he even real??? i know jimminy Cricket is, cause hes always yelling at me when im being retarted,..... DONT ASK LMAO ... haha, Maybe beat up a squirrel... ummmm find the most wierdest named town in the US and go there and get a RANDOM souvenir that seriously it just makes u say WTF why would anyone 1 make it n 2 why would anyone buy it??? ohh but i wanna get random/weird/strange ones from everywhere i go!!!

Sport/Teams - FOOTBALL, Green bay packers, 49er's, Dallas Cowboys, well them cause of the cheerleaders!!! HAHA! Basketball, Lakers n UCLA! I wont watch GOLF unless drunk n in person, or baseball unless n person, not drunk but wouldnt hurt!!! haha..

I am someone who is like no one u have ever met, n u will never forget!!! Trust me u might want to but ill always be stuck n ur head!!! hahaha

U must have seen Chasing Amy!!!!! If u have tell me what part im thinking about!! If u get it right u get brownie points!!!!

I am not one to go out the movies or clubs, dont get me wrong they r nice but i am the type of person who rather grab some drinks, n either go to a nice quiet spot park n drink n smoke or just kick back at home n watch movies n munch out n drink!!!! Yes i do drink every day but its like a beer or two thats it!
(I SWEAR TO *DRUNK* OCCIFER I'M NOT GOD!!!!!!!) sorry i think its funny! Oh also u might find a sign hanging up over my head tied to my halo!! saying Gone to find myself if i get back before i do keep me here!!!! HAHA or Its ok they know me in here!! I think? LMFAO!!! sorry wow i gotta shut up!!!

I am a kid at heart i still will Skip down the street, go to the park n swing!!!

First Date
U tell me? What we will do.... N dont say Coffee or Drinks!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BORRING!!!!

Say lets go down to the beach n when we get there we count to 10 n we just run full force into the ocean fully clothed n dive in!

Or lets go to Venice Beach to the canals n (borrow) someones paddle boat n go up n down the canals for a couple of hours, drink n smoke n talk!

Lets do something u have never done before! something totally crazy, weird, RANDOM.....

Be Different have fun LET GO!!!!! BE A KID AGAIN!!!! ***** HAVE FUN!*****

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