Yeaaaaa....First, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Jeremy. I have a car, my own apartment, and a job. I take out my own trash and read the daily news. Impressed? You should be with the competition I have on here. I think there should be box at the top that asks you how many teeth you have and if you live with your mother just to help you filter out the bums.
So, what am I looking for in a girl? Well, I'll get to that in a minute. First, I want to tell you a few things I already know about you. "What...how does he know anything about me?", I can hear you saying to yourself. Here they are:
you don't like liars or cheaters
you are sick of the "games"
you like all kinds of music
you aren't interested in a one night stand or a "hookup"
your kids (if you have them) are your world
See? I told you. Not that there's anything wrong with any of that.
Are you still reading? Good, glad you can read, you get more points. Well here are a few things I like in a woman:
all body parts (If you have extra, I can probably work with that)
car or valid bus pass
rosy cheeks (a pinkish hue is acceptable)
sense of humor
thick lustrous hair
enjoys giving massages
nice eyebrows...nah who cares about eyebrows
I look forward to hearing from you. Well, actually, maybe I won't like hearing from you. Who knows.
Pushing each other down some tall flights of stairs sounds good to me. If you don't like that idea we could always rob a liquor store.
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