Hello! After a few attempts to find a nice "normal" guy, I am convinced they are hiding, together, laughing at us. Pointing their fingers over a good glass of Red Cat.
The horror stories of the first dates, people who no longer look anything like their picture, have a group of people in their profile pic so I wasn't sure who you actually were, wanna talk about their ex-es constantly. Please, there is a reason you're single.
Not that I'm perfect, but I am realistic. So I am really 5 foot 7, and I work out. Don't misinterpret that to say I look like a model (wouldn't be on a dating site if I did, huh?), but I do take care of myself. I am not here to 'hook up'. I would like to talk, meet, get to know each other.
Just let me know on the first date if you have any restraining orders, have recently been abducted by aliens or have some extreme OCD issue that won't let you use the same fork for more than one bite of food. (why don't we talk about that BEFORE we meet, huh?)
hmmm, for a first date I would really like to go to dinner, in Aruba! If that's not an option, let's just have a nice dinner in town. I'm not opposed to a fun night having a few drinks and playing pool either, your call.