Where's the Lumbersexual option?!
********I see the same faces here when I am in and out of a relationship and I initially think ugh, I definitely don't want to message that guy...he's been on here FOOORRREEEEVVERRR he must have issues!! But then I think... Ugh!! I have been on here forever too!! And I am awesome!!! ;) ISSUE-LESS!! just kidding! We all carry some sort of baggage and we are all just trying to find that lil bell boy or girl that will carry it with a smile!!**********
Its been about a year since my last date. I needed to take a break from a heart boo boo, but now I'm ready to meet someone that makes my heart pump blood into my ventricles and aorta!
I definitely want someone I can feel chemistry with and just have a blast in any situation and that has the same sarcastic quick witted humor I do; that can dish it and take it!
Someone who is affectionate.. who loves attention..and enjoys me for everything I am just the way I am. And I am not perfect so there will be some flaws that will need your grace :)
All in all, happy and cute is what I am seeking wrapped in a bow of honesty and faithfulness :)
I am not looking for a fling or one night stand, never have. My time is valuable because i have a daughter and a lil son, so I dont like to waste time on people that i dont think there is a connection.
Things I enjoy...
Running, working out, COFFEE/Happy Juice, staying up late/smokin crack JK!, watching movies/watching previews (if its a week night I usually fall asleep after 10 minutes), dancing, busting balls/bantering, rough housing/kicking ass, sleeping, Motocross tracks (I love watching and would like to learn how to ride a dirt bike), Target/Happiest place on earth, Key lime pie/lil piece of heaven, I love cooking for people when I have time, country music, all types of music except Thrash Metal, SOO much more...I am an open book ask me anything!! (within reason and with respect)
Girls HATE shirtless pics, save it for the person you are with, ESPECIALLY six pack headless pics, and if you keep your head in it... the stupid eye brow that says "I'm sexy and I know it", you're not.
If you are 40 and your age range is 18-25, you are a perv.
If you are 30 something and the longest relationship you had was less than a year, be sure you want a relationship and not a fling.
Don't flex and don't just show tattoo pics
ALSO- when sending me a message, don't call me: honey, sweetheart, don't use beautiful as a noun (I welcome using it as an adjective), sexy, sweetie, or any other term that is just sleezy and insincere.
Don't copy and paste the same generic message to us. It's not being efficient, it's being lazy and insincere. Dating sucks (i know) but if you're interested in the girl, say why?! What did you like about their profile?
If you're new to San Diego, I'm not interested. San Diego women are hot... So snack on some for at least a year or during a bomb summer and when you're ready for a fulfilling meal then contact me around Thanksgiving. If I I was a dude, that's what I'd do! Just sayin...
Hope everyone finds what they are looking for and treating everyone nicely :) Lets hold hands...Kumbaya! ;)