Thanks for visiting, the first three things before you go any further:
1. I hope you like to read, I like to write.
2. Be honest with yourself, and know your intentions.
3. If I can see your underwear in any of your pictures, chances are I won't put effort to see them otherwise.
5 attributes I value the most:
5 attributes I avoid the most:
Bad grammar *EDIT* Poor grammar.
I'm looking for a woman who can suit the above, it isn't far fetched, but isn't simple by any means.
Things you should know about me to avoid any wasted time:
I am probably one of three people in this city without something pierced or tattooed. I can appreciate body art as long as it's tasteful.
I smoke, both weed and cigarettes everyday, but respect the air of non-smokers.
I'm atheist, but enjoy (clean/respectful) debate to anyone who feels the need to.
I don't get sloppy drunk anymore, I moderate.
I am a prude, but I really enjoy sex. (weird, I know...) Sex is best with someone you can connect with on an intellectual basis, not some random lay had while loaded one night.
I have been on this site a while, and met some really cool girls, for one reason or another, things just haven't really worked out. But, I remain optimistic.
As for children, I am not looking for a family to jump into right away, I don't completely reject them because I do have a soft spot (and I am a child at heart). What I truly desire is to develop a healthy, stable and loving environment before one (or more) get introduced. So to all you single moms and baby fever sufferers alike, I request that time is permitted beforehand.
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I have a stick up my ass at all times, I am a fun, energetic individual who knows how to have a good time when it's time to get down, I also laugh at fart jokes, but, I can take things into a serious light, and right now I'm trying to filter out the party sluts who just have a need to fill their gaping holes with the next thing that comes around. No offense to sluts, it's just not my thing. - I was told that I should change that last statement because I come off misogynistic. I say eff that. I'm effin' hilarious.
If you read all of that, you can collect your gold star by dropping me a line. If you are the shy (introverted) type and find me interesting but don't know how to approach me, add me as a favorite, and I can start a conversation.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm up for anything really, I think the best thing to do on a first date would have to be something competitive or physically active like indoor rock climbing. depends on the time of year and the state of mind of both counterparts.