This will get viewed, on average, twice a month. So I've decided I'd waste some time anyway.
No amount of describing myself or who I want to be will make this any less awful. I have high standards and I'm not a catch, unless you consider not living in Daddy's basement and holding an OK job (by my standards) a catch.
It would be difficult to be more discouraged about ever having a relationship that I'd want, but at least I'm well past being convinced that a relationship or marriage is necessary.
In the off chance you're interested in getting to know me, ask away. I think I'm done starting conversations.