Oh, what to say? I'm a nice guy, I like to have fun and meet people. Go figure, right? I haven't had a lot of luck actually meeting anyone on here, so now I think half the girls are not really girls but big lusty guys with fake pictures and rough, rough hands... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong and this will end up being worthwhile.
And what's up with all the "I only date white men" or "I only date black men" statements on here? What kind of racist garbage is that? If you're one of those, try not to overdo it, otherwise no thanks! Same goes for the religion thing, I don't care what your religion is, if any. You can be as crazy as you want to be, whatever it takes to get your mind off of an eternity rotting in the ground, but if it's limiting your social circle or making you say hateful nonsense whatever you are is unhealthy and you need to ease off of it a touch. I have precious few caveats. Really just one:
No fat chicks.
Haha, see I was all righteous before, and then BAM!, "No fat chicks". I'm just kidding around.
Seriously though, no fat chicks.
Okay, so some more about me, so you don't waste your time or, more importantly, mine:
I tend to prefer girlie girls; not a submissive pre-feminisism housewife type, but an intelligent woman with strong opinions that can wear a dress or a skirt... I like skirts. I MIGHT have watched too much anime when I was a teenager. Wait, no it was the cheerleaders. Anyway. My style is a cross between old fashioned and metro. I like to shop, and when I do I like to buy designer labels. I'd rather have a stiff martini over a beer, but when I do have a beer I prefer Dos XX. I wish wearing hats was not so out of style, and I'm far more comfortable in a suit than in jeans; though to my credit Dolce & Gabbana make some tight ass jeans. I like to repair and shoot guns and even hunt or fish occasionally. I like to work on cars and trucks. Yeah, punch that man-card. I like to work out, with more cardio than strength training, but I despise sports fandom utterly - play a sport: yes; watch a sport: no. Get that straight, I hate sports. HATE. But if I can have a few drinks, I'll go to a game. What? I like alcohol. It makes other people less ugly and far more interesting. I like theatre and can and will sing show tunes... and dance. I can play a variety of musical instruments, have some experience in composition, and I enjoy the arts. Did I mention I like to wrestle large animals to the ground with my bare hands? Actually I don't, but a couple more macho things couldn't hurt about now. I really do like kittens though, I'll wrestle them all day, any day. No, I'm not gay. I enjoy a good book and have read a library's collection worth of them. I like cats more than dogs and when I own a dog it is a teacup. The smaller the animal the better. Big dogs are for people that can't shoot straight. TEXAS! Still, you will not catch me wearing a sleeveless shirt outside the confines of my home ever, for any reason. I prefer metal to country, but not so much as angry folk music. Though I will play country if you put a guitar in my hands, it's just easier. I also like to cook, but not as much as I like to eat, and intend to get big and fat one day. Before you say it, remember what Peter Griffin said, "men aren't fat, only fat women are fat". Oh and while I can be serious as a heart attack when I need to be, I'm far more liable to laugh and joke around. Someone once told me I spoke with too much "sarcasm" but I don't know what that means. Feel free to explain it to me at length: use pictures.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Chit chat somewhere well lit, preferably a bar or coffee house, earlier in the evening. Just to test the water. After that, something fun like a Dave & Busters, or dancing, or Rockband, or fighting alien ninjas from the future. Whatever really.