Super dorky silly true blue pal. That's about it.
Oh dang...POF says I will have a 30% higher chance of finding true love if I write more, and they should know, so I'm adding a few words about myself, and things I've seen on other people's profiles:
I seem to have very low self esteem and a pitiful haircut. A great catch! When I'm not skydiving in Napa or spelunking ancient cave dwellings in Cairo, I sit at home applying make up, sobbing and eating donuts watching re-runs of The Price Is Right very late at night by myself around 6pm after Steve Harvey. I have 17 cats and collect old newspapers. If you don't look like a supermodel or are over a size 2, please move on. Photos of your junk will receive no reply (you know who you are!). If you are older than 32 I will not open your message. Sorry granny lol !
Welp, that should do it for the extra 30% true love hedge bet. I hope the insight into me entices you to pick up that phone.
I love riding my bicycle around SF (when I'm not para-sailing in the Viennese Alps or surfing in Aotearoa, that is), so bonus points and free Chinese lunch if you are so inclined.
All the best!