Super dorky silly true blue pal. That's about it.
Oh dang...POF says I will have a 30% higher chance of finding true love if I write more, and they should know, so I'm adding a few words about myself, and things I've seen on other people's profiles:
Rising, as a boy scout, to the rank of Second Class instilled an early low self esteem. Other than that and my haircut, I'm a great catch! Anyways, when I'm not skydiving in Dubai or spelunking ancient cave dwellings in Cairo, I sit at home applying my make up sobbing eating candies watching re-runs of The Price Is Right very late at night by myself around 6pm after Steve Harvey. I have 17 cats and collect old newspapers. For safety I always drive in the slow lane and wonderful people wave at me and comment on my turn signal. WARNING: if you don't look like a supermodel or are over a size 2, please move on. Photos of your junk will receive no reply (you know who you are!). Sorry granny, but if you are older than 32 I will not open your message (as if! lol).
Welp, that should do it for the extra 30% true love hedge bet (nailed it!). I hope the insight into me entices you to pick up that phone.
I love riding my bicycle around SF (when I'm not para-sailing in the Viennese Alps or surfing in Aotearoa, that is), so bring your 10-speed.
All the best!