Mr.Trombone: Quick! Pull My Finger!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
San francisco, California
55 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
Mr.Trombone is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Animal Lover

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Super dorky silly true blue pal. That's about it.

Oh dang...POF says I will have a 30% higher chance of finding true love if I write more, and they should know, so I'm adding a few words about myself, and things I've seen on other people's profiles:

Rising, as a boy scout, to the rank of Second Class instilled an early low self esteem. Other than that and my haircut, I'm a great catch! Anyways, when I'm not skydiving in Dubai or spelunking ancient cave dwellings in Cairo, I sit at home applying my make up sobbing eating candies watching re-runs of The Price Is Right very late at night by myself around 6pm after Steve Harvey. I have 17 cats and collect old newspapers. For safety I always drive in the slow lane and wonderful people wave at me and comment on my turn signal. WARNING: if you don't look like a supermodel or are over a size 2, please move on. Photos of your junk will receive no reply (you know who you are!). Sorry granny, but if you are older than 32 I will not open your message (as if! lol).

Welp, that should do it for the extra 30% true love hedge bet (nailed it!). I hope the insight into me entices you to pick up that phone.

First Date
Seriously though,

I love riding my bicycle around SF (when I'm not para-sailing in the Viennese Alps or surfing in Aotearoa, that is), so bring your 10-speed.

All the best!