Extreme dork. That's about it.
Oh dang...POF says I will have a 30% higher chance of finding true love if I write more (and they should know, right?), so I'm adding a few words about myself, but mostly things I've seen on other people's profiles:
Rising, as a boy scout, to the rank of Second Class instilled an early low self-esteem. Other than that, and my haircut, I'm a great catch! Anyways, when I'm not skydiving in Dubai or spelunking ancient cave dwellings in Cairo, I sit at home applying my make up sobbing eating candies watching re-runs of The Price Is Right very late at night by myself around 6pm after Steve Harvey. I have 11 cats - I think. My favorite foods are original fritos not scoops. WARNING: if you don't look like a supermodel or are over a size 2, please move on. Photos of your junk will receive no reply (you know who you are!). Sorry granny, but if you are older than 32 I will not open your message (as if! lol). Also, must be financially secure, generous, and available for spur-of-the-moment international travel. ***** Bonus points if you also collect old newspapers! *****
Welp, that should do it for the extra 30% true love hedge bet (nailed it!). I hope the insight into me entices you to pick up that phone.