Mr.Trombone: Quick! Pull My Finger!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
San francisco, California
55 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
Mr.Trombone is looking for a relationship.
Some University

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Urdu

About Me
Extreme dork. That's about it.

Oh dang...POF says I will have a 30% higher chance of finding true love if I write more (and they should know, right?), so I'm adding a few words about myself, but mostly things I've seen on other people's profiles:

Rising, as a boy scout, to the rank of Second Class instilled an early low self-esteem. Other than that, and my haircut, I'm a great catch. Anyways, when I'm not skydiving in Dubai or spelunking ancient cave dwellings in Cairo, I sit at home applying my make up sobbing eating candies watching re-runs of The Price Is Right very late at night by myself around 6pm after Steve Harvey. I have 11 or 10 cats. My favorite foods are original fritos not scoops. WARNING: if you don't look like a supermodel or are over a size 2, please move on. Photos of your junk will receive no reply (you know who you are). Sorry granny, but if you are older than 32 I will not open your message (as if lol). Also, must be financially secure, generous, and available for spur-of-the-moment international travel. ***** Bonus points if you too collect old newspapers *****

Welp, that should do it for the extra 30% true love hedge bet (nailed it). I hope the insight into me entices you to pick up that phone.

First Date
Oh, IDK, Para-sailing in the Viennese Alps? Surfing Aotearoa? Bike-riding in SF? Cleaning your kitchen? The journey is the destination, especially if you forget where you were going. So join me for a slow drive up the coast while I delight you with my "auctioneer" voice.

Thank you. All the best!