Mr.Trombone: Quick! Pull My Finger!
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
San francisco, California
Details
53 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Mixed color hair
Intent
Mr.Trombone is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Hopeless Romantic
Profession
Musician


dating
Hawaii, under the Banyan. I'm thinking about moving here. Under the Banyan.






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
Many years ago, it was the fashion to ridicule the idea of “love at first sight;” but those who think, not less than those who feel deeply, have always advocated its existence. Modern discoveries, indeed, in what may be termed ethical magnetism or magnetoeasthetics, render it probable that the most natural, and, consequently the truest and most intense of the human affections, are those which arise in the heart as if by electric sympathy – in a word, that the brightest and most enduring of the psychal fetters are those which are riveted by a glance. - E.A. Poe

Unfortunately, in online dating this critical "riveting glance" is forsaken, completely changing the game and leaving me skeptical, but it's ok cuz it's free, and I guess I find some amusement merely expressing myself. I've heard of people meeting online and marrying the love of their life. I've also heard of people finding gold in the Sierras with a metal detector, so I bought the most expensive one I could find and headed for the hills, only to suffer agonizing back pain digging up can tabs. I wonder how many can tabs I must date before finding my cuddly nugget...


First off, if it will make me more of a "catch" describing what I've been doing all these years, I'll go on record as one whose done everything everyone else on this site has done times infinity, so I won't bore you with my accomplishments thrillseeking. Let's just say I've got chunks of flipped houses, motorcycles, race cars, skiers, scuba and skydivers floating around in my stool. Sexy, no?
I've been to groovy spots around the world more times than I can remember, but want the airplane-hours back. I've sung on the radio, t.v., movies, and met dozens of movie stars. Yet I move in public circles incognito. Actually, I believe I am completely invisible, especially to women.
As a musician, I spent the last 25 years of my life on the road. However, since New Year's Eve I have nothing on the books, so now I am retired again (bucket list item nailed!). I do not work out regularly, but am in pretty good shape. Very active. Ride a bike. Love to read - always looking for a compelling book, so if you know of one, please advise! Collected antiques forever, and have accumulated way too much old crap, including an old pickup truck and vintage travel trailer I will take camping/fishing asap. I don't hunt, but I am a crackerjack shot with my slingshot. Surprisingly, I'm no whittler. Animals love me (not fish). I crack dogs up. Cats are indifferent until I use my secret cat-language which they almost always find irresistible or run away.
Welp, that about sums me up. I'm almost sure I'm leaving something out, but I'll end here so I retain some of my "mysteriousness".

Here's some delicious items from a few gals' profiles that us guys get to enjoy :

I am NOT looking for a HOOKUP!
Please do not email me and say, "you're hot" or "you're sexy" it's not flattering coming from a stranger and there are a million other ways to start a conversation. Also if you are not interested in talking to me on the phone, I'm not your girl.

"OMG! Due to the overwhelming number of messages I've received since joining POF, I cannot possibly answer everyone! If I don't respond, it just means I'm not interested, so please don't take it personally."

"Tell me something about yourself which sets you apart from the dozens of men who message me daily."

"Sending me photos of your junk will get no reply. AS IF!!"

"I'm older than stated here, but don't look it."

"I am NOT interested in anyone who is married, unless you're smokin' hot and rich. LOL!"

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*sigh* What? Me skeptical about online dating?


Grew up in SF. Lived in Denver, Indianapolis, Spokane, Los Angeles. Reno, but moved (back) to SF last month. Available for retiring on the Amalfi Coast. Need warm. And ocean. And garlic. And wine. And a scooter. And love.


PEACE & HAPPY 2014 !


Mail Settings
To send a message to Mr.Trombone you MUST meet the following criteria:
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not smoke