Mr.Trombone: Quick! Pull My Finger!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
San francisco, California
55 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
Mr.Trombone is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Hopeless Romantic

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Super dorky silly true blue pal. That's about it.

Oh dang...POF says I will have a 30% higher chance of finding true love if I write more, and they should know, so I'm adding a few words about myself, and things I've seen on other people's profiles:

I seem to have very low self esteem and a pitiful haircut. A great catch! When I'm not skydiving in Napa or spelunking ancient cave dwellings in Cairo, I sit at home applying make up, sobbing and eating donuts watching re-runs of The Price Is Right very late at night by myself around 6pm after Steve Harvey. I have 17 cats and collect old newspapers. If you don't look like a supermodel or are over a size 2, please move on. Photos of your junk will receive no reply (you know who you are!). If you are older than 32 I will not open your message. Sorry granny lol !

Welp, that should do it for the extra 30% true love hedge bet. I hope the insight into me entices you to pick up that phone.

First Date
Seriously though,

I love riding my bicycle around SF (when I'm not para-sailing in the Viennese Alps or surfing in Aotearoa, that is), so bonus points and free Chinese lunch if you are so inclined.

All the best!