Name's Jordan. I promise I'm nice... Just say hi! :)
Since I have gotten a lot of messages about this, let me be clear: I do not want/need you to spoil me. I don't need your money. I make my own (the ink takes forever to dry though!!). I don't understand what it is with men on here looking for this type of "companionship" but save us both the emails and knock it off. :)
I've lived in several awesome cities (such as San Diego, San Francisco, Austin and Charleston) to advance my career and now it's exactly where I want it so it is bringing me from Charleston to Los Angeles area June 1. No, I am not an aspiring actress/model/anything entertaining. I'm just a 'boring' businesswoman who worked her butt off to become an executive at a very young age ;) I know literally one person in LA so I figured this is a good place to start! I am a big networker and go to industry events weekly so I know I won't have problems meeting people, but it prefer to date people I don't interact with for work :)
My Faith is very important to me and defines who I am and I put it first in my life. I am looking for a man who is the same. I attend Hope Chapel for several events each week and love it! I also say 'please', 'thank you', 'excuse me' and hold doors open for strangers. Social courtesies are a lost art and it's heartbreaking. Everyone has a story to tell, a path they’ve taken to get to where they are, so unless you know every detail of someone’s story, who are you to judge? Speaking of judging- I am divorced. It was a situation where we married for the wrong reason, were married for a month (and spent 3/4 of it apart) and then ended it quickly. Considering how long it lasted, I don't think it should count ;)
There's a few character traits anyone who knows me will tell you. I am overly generous. I think I am hilarious (even if no one else does!!). I would do absolutely anything for my friends if they needed it (as long as it was legal). I'm usually the DD because I'm the "mother hen" who wants to make sure everyone is ok! I'm a social butterfly and like to know everyone everywhere. One of the key values that I live my life by is Integrity… I will always do the right thing, even when no one is around to see. I hold an executive-level position for work and put that quality into use everyday.
I enjoy the gym and eating clean, but I do not base my entire life around it. I am in the gym 4-5 days a week, do Vinyasa Yoga and cycle several days a week but I will always have curves and am 100% ok with that :) I really don't drink much, but that means I'm a great DD!
I am an English/Grammar fanatic. It's a big a pet peeve. I am educated. I don't really care if you have the same education level as me, since formal education is 'just an expensive piece of paper' and real world-knowledge is more practicable, but if you use "z" instead of "s" on words such as "itz", or if you think that "wuts up" is a proper sentence or are too grammatically lazy to type "you" instead of "u", I probably won't respond back. Sorry, Champ. If you are on the same grammatical level as I am, here's a little joke for you: Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Last but not least, the top 10 reasons why I am amazing and you should talk to me:
1. I taught myself sign language when I was 8. I literally opened an ASL dictionary and started at page 1.
2. I owned a Clown Company specifically for Deaf Children (yes, I was a clown!!!)
3. I have a fake belly-button.
4. I have been Hospitalized in a foreign country.
5. I have been in 2 high-speed car chases.
6. I am the first graduate with my degree at my University
7. I owned a non-profit for Breast Cancer Research--- so if you like boobies- you're welcome!
8. I grew up on a Nubian goat farm in the San Diego mountains
9. I turned my first car into a convertible.
10. I know the difference in “they're”, “there” and “their”, as well as "to", "too" and "two".
I'll throw in a freebie for fun...
11. I recently started a bar brawl using my butt as a weapon. It was (wait for it......) EPIC! Haha.
Oh, and no, not "420 friendly". Sorry, not sorry.