I'm needy, demanding, picky, and just overall ****y. On our first date I'll plan when we'll move in together. Second date will be wedding planning. I will require constant reassurance. When we aren't together (which will be rare) you'll have to text me every 15 minutes to check in. You can't have any female friends. You can't even talk to women you work with. I will, however, flirt with your friends, go out with my friends whenever I like, and throw a tantrum when I don't get my way. And when I'm finally done messing with you in every way imaginable I'll dump you. Then call you (drunk) at 2am crying because the guy I left you for turned out to be a jerk.
So...I'm obviously not really like that but sometimes wish I were. I know women EXACTLY like that and they seem to ALWAYS have a guy willing to do whatever they want. I'm not talking about super hot chicks, I'm talking regular women that are just...drama. And crazy.
The real me? I don't really know. My friends think I'm funny. I'm loyal. Fairly low maintenance. I like cartoons (think Adult Swim, along with a few cartoon network). I'm definitely not a girly girl (shaved head gives that away) but I have my girly moments.
I have teenagers that live with me so I have limited time but I do have time to be an adult. A little understanding is required, though.
Although I won't really be planning our wedding day 2, I'm also not, I repeat NOT, looking for an overly casual relationship. No fwb, no nsa, no whatever the newest term for **** buddy is. I just wanna meet a nice guy who's been single long enough to not be "making up for lost time" and get pissed if sex isn't up for grabs the first meeting.
Anything you wanna know about me just ask. I'm not shy...
As far as my pics go, I currently have a shaved head. I kept the pics of me with short hair just because, but as of now I have no intention of letting it grow back.