HINT: You should read this before contacting me. I know it's a lot to take in and process but without some vital information, I won't respond.
Ok. So. Here is a little about me. If you don't like it, I'm sorry that we won't ever meet. :(
Chunky. (More cushion for the pushin, guys. Get over it.)
A money maker.
Looking for something serious.
My own Car.
My own Apartment.
A steady Job.
A College education.
A very busy schedule, hence why I am on POF.
A strong love for animals.
An extremely snarky attitude.
An honest, and sarcastic demeanor.
I am not:
A skank, who you can just sleep with whenever.
I don't have:
Money to give you because you think I want to.
Poonani to give up because you feel like you want it.
I Would Like Someone who Is:
Steady in Life.
Easy to get along with.
And who is NOT:
Looking for a sugar mama.
Looking to be a sugar daddy...(I believe in equality in Relationships.)
You cannot do drugs. I'm not into it, it's not my thing.
You cannot be looking for sex.
You cannot be like a hundred years old.
You cannot expect me to be at your beck and call all the time. I go to school and work full time. Give me some lee-way.
You cannot live off of me and mine. Do not contact me if you are looking for a little bit of paycheck.
You cannot be a douche-canoe. I have a serious tendency to punch mean people in the throat.
I am into
Tattoos. (I have some. Discrete.)
Piercings (have those too. Also discrete.)
Music. (All kinds.)
All things creepy and scary.
Some fun facts about my awesomeness:
I cuss. A lot. I don't around people I don't know because I think it's rude but if you know me, look out!
I have strong Christian beliefs. If you can't deal, I don't care. That's your bad. I'm not going to press my religion on you but I expect for you to respect it for me.
I hate the heat. I don't know why I live in the desert.
I have a strange and amazing tendency to whoop anyone's ass at first person shooter games. Or Mario Kart. I'll merc you, I'll merc your mom, and I'll merc your best friend Bob.
I smell good. Like... all the time. I'm not exaggerating.
I like to sleep naked. In a cold room. Snuggled under a crap ton of blankets.
I like affection. Public, private, whatever. There is no bigger turn on than a man showing other men that what's his is his.
I'm a Battle Born girl, born and raised right here in not-so-beautiful Las Vegas.
I like to work out. I go to the gym probably four times a week. I may be big but I am a beast in the gym.
I hate meaningless conversation. If you message me with "Hey. Hi. How are you. What's up? How's it going.You're beautiful." or "wuz up cutiiie u wanna fuqq" Or anything remotely close to those statements, I will not respond . Let's try to break away from the boredom of conformity and be a little original, shall we, boys?
I tend to attract weirdos, stalkers, crazies, twat-waffles, creepers, losers, wanna be gangsters, idiots, assclowns, jerks, and freak-a-zoids. If you are any of the aforementioned, you need not apply.
Note: My pictures are me. As you can see I am chubby, chunky, fluffy, squishy, a BIG GIRL. I am not, however, the EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD. Oh, Lawd. Any guys who think that a bigger woman is not beautiful needs to um...Get over themselves.
If it's scary, and haunted, count me in.
Thanks, and stay fantastic.
If you don't like me, you can bite me! You pick where.
Don't waste my time, and I won't waste yours.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm thinking like... Video Games, grub, talk, followed by some pool and/or bowling. Then we will see where it goes.