I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'8" on paper but 6'1" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my friends, except when they are having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix."I party like its 1999. I am Americas next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. Im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling.I once read paradise lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Cajun is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup, i'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock!!!