I live by myself, I pay my own rent,I wear socks that match, I have all my teeth,and I love my mom. I am a confident,attractive,and comedic person.I spend a lot of time thinking about:
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?
How to make desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? If you’d like to know more Say “hi”. I didn’t reveal a lot about myself for you to read on purpose. Rather we chat, talk, and engage in conversation to get to know each other instead of us reading through a long page in this section about ourselves. Also, just because someone looks like a good match “on paper”, doesn’t necessarily translate in reality.
I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for ME and whenever I enter a room, you whistle the theme song to "Top Gun."