Irish ,Italian Come from a large family of umpa lumpas
Love to entertain and often do so at wonkas chocolate factory
Lover of animals.
Seeking a woman that's my polar opposite.
If your a woman that's as confused as me and has no idea what she is looking for say HI.
Must be exciting because I am boring.beautiful because I am ugly.Bad and crazy cause I am sane and an angel.
Have a very high sex drive because I don't have any.
And finally be fake because I am real.
All pictures are recent I hope yours arent.
PS Must have a sense of humor .