So this bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,"hey give me a drink."The bartender responds,"we dont serve bears."The bear then says sternly,"serve me a drink or i will eat the waitress!"the bartender responds boldly"we dont serve bears."the bear then stands up and eats the waitress!the bartender responds "we dont serve bears on drugs!" The bear then retorts "i dont do drugs".The bartender then says, "yes you do, that was a barbituate!"
this farmer walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, he then says i want to show you this pig im f***ing, his wife rolls over and says that is a sheep your holding, the farmer then says i know i was talking to the sheep.