Elmagico
Age: 30
Hang out
ovenpunchme: I like to think of myself as an oilman!
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Geneva, Geneve
Details
32 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Mixed race Gemini with Brown hair
Intent
ovenpunchme Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Masters degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Being Awesome







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years
Second Language French  


Interests
Bababababababababababababababababa bird bird birdThe bird is the word

About Me
I'm a Swiss who grew up in Montreal, which is why I'm more fun than the usual Swiss people. I've got pretty good skills; I know how to milk a cow because I grew up on a farm. I was driving a John Deere tractor at the time I was still in kindergarten. It's been documented that old people can fall in love with me. My grandma used to knit me awesome wool socks every time I went to see her. She once said I'm gorgeous and that's pretty accurate.

Apart from all the lovin I get from the Grandmas of this world, I stay active a lot. I'm very passionate about rock climbing. I like travelling to exotic places to go climbing or just to have fun with friends. I like to snowboard when there's fresh pristine powder. I also like to cook. Mainly because what I cook is good, but also because women are willing to drop their panties for good food.

I also have a taste for finer stuff, I'm an epicurean. My Swiss nature makes me like chocolate more than sex (in some cases), I like to have drinks with friends and good company (but not too many, because then I forget what happens), I like the smell of women perfumes (unless you smell of fish), I like music (tons of music), I like writing real letters with my hands and sending them through the mail and not getting an answer for what seems like eternity. I like big butts and I cannot lie...

I'm not taking this site very seriously, I much prefer meeting people in coincidental situations that have a funny back story to it, but then again I wouldn't want to miss out on the chance to meet my soul mate.

Also, if I send you weird messages, then I'm probably just bored and messing with you. But I might also be interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.

Pis aussi, je parle presque français osti de tabarnak! M'as te ramener à ma shed dans le bois avec mon char pis j'va t'allumer le poêle avec de l'écorce de bouleau sacrament!

First Date
On the first date, I would visit the Willy Wonka chocolate factory and throw some cherry bombs at people waiting for the bus on the tune of "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer.