escelante: My spoon is too big!!!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Chico, California
39 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
escelante is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Being awesome

"The lighthouse, the rock, and the restaurant all fit the Doubloon!"

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language English

About Me
If you click on "Meet Me", just send me a message instead. It used to be a free feature, but POF got greedy and decided to make it a pay feature. Lame. I'm not cheap, I just don't like to bend to stupid corporate decisions.

I love to draw. I can draw anything from simple cartoon characters to photo-real portraits. I'd like to do that as my profession, either for video game design or special effects design. I play video games, so that would be super rad if you were interested in that as well. I plan on going back to school this fall so I can get my Bachelors.

Hmmm.... I wear a lot of black. A LOT. But not because I'm weird, it's just my favorite color and it just so happens to go with everything. I also wear dress socks, no matter what. Weird? Maybe. Fun? Yes.

I am ridiculously funny, and I love to make people laugh, especially when they don't want to or it's an inappropriate time. I'm rarely sarcastic (--- sarcasm). I am a huge nerd and I fully embrace my nerdiness.

I love all kinds of music (except country and rap). I have a weird taste in random types of music, everything from orchestral, punk, motown, 80's, etc.

Message me if.... you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into yoga, I am into champagne....
Message me if.... You're a nerd
Message me if.... You wear glasses (my Kryptonite)
Message me if.... You're sarcastic

Do Not Message me if.... You're doing "duckface".

Do Not Message me if.... You claim average body, but you are obviously not (I'm not fat, please don't be) (DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE FAT)

Not sure how much more clear I can be about that one.... are you fat? Don't message me.

Do Not Message me if.... You DON'T want children, I DO.

First Date
To me, a first date is whatever tickles your fancy. I'm always down for anything as long as we can talk and laugh. Maybe get some koktails (ha ha, stupid language filters) and something to eat. No movies. You can't get to know somebody by sitting quietly staring at a screen.

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