FYI: I've a "trucker" mouth. Swearing is normal. If you can't deal with that, you ****ing suck. I'm hardcore anti-system and created my own business so I could ESCAPE most of the bullsh*t I witness daily. Now, I have tons of free time and that is something I truly appreciate. I'm very bad at taking or giving orders and when it happens, I can get pretty nasty. I'm free-thinking and very free spirit. I study every conspiracy there is and I'm a pot-head, perma-stoner, surfer, metal-head, and thrash metal guitarist. When weekends come, I hit the waves to go surfing. I went to school for music so I love music and have been playing guitar for 22 years. I have a practice space in Brighton. I love discussing, debating, and talking about everything there is to talk about and I'm highly opinionated. I'm also obsessed with fitness, working out, and eating pretty healthy although I am full omnivore. I hit the gym minimum 5 days a week after walking a pack of dogs for 2 to 3 hours hiking every afternoon except on weekends. I admire girls who actually lift weights sometimes and aren't lazy about being physical, fit, and caring about their appearance. Natural, fit-looking female muscle tone is the sexiest thing in the world to me because you're showing off your health which is why you are so respectably hot and attractive, especially from a biological or evolutionary primal standpoint. I know how much time it takes to look a certain way and when I see it, I know it. However, none of it is a necessity as long as you care about yourself and are healthy. I've always liked petite girls to taller ones, from skinny to average to even juicy and plump. But it's all preference and a person's face, voice, and personality are what I find the absolute sexiest, cutest, and most attractive. I'm definitely the guy who would date a taller girl if I thought she was a cutie pie. If you can deal with that, perhaps we can hit it off. However, if I'm not attracted to you, chances are you'll never hear back from me, you'll get "Iggy'd" just like what most girls do to me who I even try to communicate with them on here. And yes, I usually start the conversation off with the usual "Hey, how are you?" because what do girls want, a ****ing bible of your life story? A joke? A bullsh*t story? To be impressed? A pick up line? What exactly do YOU say to someone when you meet them in person? You say, "Hello, how are you?, or you ask them a question, etc." so if you're the type of girl (and 99.9% of girls are this way) then you already suck and I want nothing to do with you. Thanks for not writing me back because you're giving away your true nature of piss-poor communication skills from the get-go and that's the LAST thing I want in a girl, especially a girl I will be in love with for the rest of time and beyond. I'm an ultra-communicator and won't sleep until we have talked everything out and smoothed out the energy if we ever do disagree on something. I hate arguing and that would be the last reason why I'd want anyone's company. I want my real female best friend who I actually am attracted to physically, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally. There truly is no fun when you're not physically attracted to someone. At this point in my life, I find it completely pointless to go on dates or do anything with someone I have no physical connection with. After all, we are all in the physical realm in physical bodies; we're not all dead yet and just exist as forms of conscious energy in another realm. I want to enjoy the physical with my sweetie girl. I want a real relationship because I want to be able to do all the things that I can't do with my best friends I have now who are mostly male and none of us are gay. I can't cuddle or nibble or even pet my best friends, so I am most certainly looking for the female version of a best friend with a nice butt and pretty eyes. I don't ever expect to find anything like "Her" on here but this is more for therapy for myself just to get it off my chest. Words are powerful and if you don't put them out to the universe, nothing will ever change.