If you read the entire profile, I will give you a cookie.
I am once again on a quest to find the right woman. Someone I have a lot in common with in all areas, mentally, physically, philosophically , spiritually, and sexually, with similar goals, tastes & interests. I am looking for someone fun and with a great sense of humor and intelligence, wants to experience adventure, interesting new places and different things. must be fun, honest, passionate, easy-going with a calm creamy center. (Intensity is a good thing, but ya gotta have an "off" button sometimes. Life provides enough natural drama without manufacturing extra chunks of it.) Also, please be presently unattached, local, and have something more significant than "Hi" to say.
I am a big guy, 54, with a goatee, big lips, Brown eyes, nice smile. I am a clever, funny, and mostly smart (with the exception being the dumb things I do). I am a good listener, cook, driver, masseuse, and all-around entertainer.
I go to Church on the Move every week and I love it there!
I like rock music mostly, but enjoy many different types and styles. Aerosmith, TSO, Pink Floyd, David Gilmour, Roger Waters, Metallica, Beatles, Kansas, Genesis, Eagles, U2, Heart, Sarah McLachlan, Keith Green, Newsboys, Steve Taylor, Supertones, and also Garth Brooks - and much, much more.
Some of my favorite movies: The Princess Bride, The Stand, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane, the Naked Gun movies, Wayne's World, Avengers, Despicable Me, Megamind, "Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog", "Snacky" webisodes, Concert videos, Cinema Sins on YouTube and most MST3Ks. Very many more.
Fave TV shows: The Daily Show, Colbert, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Growing Up Fisher, Futurama, Whose Line is it Anyways, nature shows, "how they make it" shows, Craig Ferguson, The Simpsons, also many more.
I also enjoy going to concerts, traveling, getting out and exploring strange new places. It is just more fun to do that with somebody, ya know? There are many places to discover yet on my list. How about yours? Top of my list: Bora Bora, Atlantis, Vegas, the Pacific Northwest, and going on a cruise. Or 2.
I like Broadway plays & musicals too, like Elton John's "Aida", Spamalot, Lion King, Addams Family, and Cats. If anyone wants to take me to see "Wicked", I will clear my calendar for ya!
Also, please live IN the Tulsa metro area, as it is my experience that long-distance relationships are exceedingly difficult.
I have resisted the urge to rant thus far, but apparently few people are reading this in any detail anyways, so why not? To all you women that say you want "honesty" - here is a big steamy chunk of it right here.
Most initial contacts still just say "Hi", and not much more. I am having to drag info out of them with a stump puller! If you can't think of anything to say here, while TRYING to make a good first impression, what are the odds you will have anything to say later?
Having something to say in your profile does wonders also. It's not a game of "Mystery Date". Saying "I never know what to say here" or "Find out about me when you meet me" is not cute or coy, it says "I have no personality or thoughts of my own and I am hiding something".
So, let's say you go through the trouble to make contact, we do chat a bit, we're hitting it off ok, then *POOF* - you disappear without another word. If it happened once or twice, it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but it happens a lot. What the hell ever happened to manners? Or the Golden Rule? Do you really want a guy you are talking with to just all of a sudden get up and leave the room? IT'S RUDE!!! Have the balls to put on the big girl panties and say something like, "I'm sorry, it is not working out like I had hoped" or "I found someone else" or "Men are ridiculous. I decided to raise turtles" - don't just run away like a chicken. It's dishonorable.
It's all about respect, and that is a 2-way street, hun.
I am really not an old crank (mostly), but this has me so frustrated I am ready to kick puppies.