I gotta say, I look around on this site and see so many times "I'm looking for 'the one,'" or "Don't email me if you're not ready to get married." You can't go "looking" for a person like a new car or clean underwear. When you lose your keys, when do you find them? It's NOT when you're looking for them. It's when you're sitting on the couch and your fingers slide beneath the cushions, and in between the Cheez-It crumbs, lo and behold, the keys! Just lighten up and let things happen NATURALLY, and that even applies if your boobs aren't natural (really, I'm boob equal opportunity). So as far as what I'm looking for, I'm just looking to see what happens; open to whatever, but I'm not specifically looking for my keys, because I'm sure they'll just show up eventually.
Anywho, as far as getting together goes, a couple drinks is usually good to loosen it up, feel more at ease with a new person, especially meeting this way.
P.S. On your page, don't say "I like to have fun." Who doesn't? But what does "have fun" mean to YOU? For you, is it getting w/friends on a Friday and doing an 8 ball? Is it going to a bar and checking out a band or playing trivia? Is it hiking? Is it a gangbang? Is it Bible study? Don't tell me you like to have fun because it couldn't be any more vague. If somebody tells you they like to eat food, does that let you know if they like sushi, or Chinese, or Mexican, or sheperds pie, or just filet mignon? NO. It's retarded.
And I know I look like an ass for saying this, but it's time - if you're going to email me, please make sure you don't weigh more than i do. If you're going to write a message, "HELLO," is not a message. Unless you're super hot, I'm not going to reply, because if you're super hot, well, you're super hot. Of course I'll reply. It's automatic, like you getting out of speeding tickets and never having a bar tab.
One more -- PLEASE know the difference between know/no, there/their/they're, and your/you're While I'm not a grammar or spelling nazi, I'm a pretty intelligent guy and seriously, some of the sh!t I see on here just screams out "derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
Ok, one more after the one more - huge tattoos that cover your whole body aren't hot. But they're not 'unhot,' either. They might draw my attention to an area of you that IS hot, but I'm not turned on by the heart or the stars, or the butterfly you have on your boob or an inch above your Disneyland (happiest place on earth--think about it....), it's just kinda hot that there's something that gives me an excuse for looking there anyway! (EDIT - I GUESS I HAVE TO CLARIFY THIS - I'M NOT "ANTI-TATTOO," I'm just saying your body-art isn't what turns me on or whatever...it's YOU / your body that does....unless you're hideous, of course)
Also.... "Average" doesn't mean "Obese," so please update your profiles accordingly. Thanks!
(and I don't make $150k+ you crazy gold-diggers!)