I wonder if I was a writer, if I could get more matches. Nope. I draw instead. To be more specific, I draw some pretty straight lines on the computer. It’s funny, the computer always makes them straight, unless I tell them to. It kinda gets mad at me too when I tell it not to make straight lines, and they got all wobbly. Sometimes I color in those lines, and I get to use some remarkable colors. Just think what teddy bear, or merlot, cardboard, or gray goose comes out to be. A bad hangover and these are some pretty bad cray-ons.
Good, you’re still here. Does anyone read these things? Like really read them. Well here I am, happy with my life, there are no shirtless pics of me, bathroom shots, gym shots, bed shots or drinking shots. Not too many drinking shots anyways. I went to school, have job, car, live away from parents, clean my bathroom and kitchen, and I feed the neighbor's dog at times. Never, chocolate. I work-out, eat healthy, like to travel and enjoy going out to places and trying new things. I know your laughing.
That was all the boring stuff. Now that, that's out of the way, you can use those sharp skills of yours to read more or be that boring person and just stop reading here. I really do hope you can read.
You radiate in your own way, you like to take the interesting routes, you are thought-provoking, a core-planner, you value true purpose and have substance from self-awareness. The bubble doesn’t exist to you, and since I throw boxes figuratively (no pun intended) you would assist my creative side. A gripping ride on a zipline or simple roller coaster ride is good clean fun. Nothing fazes you as you enter boldly into brand new eateries or old for that matter. I’m looking for a true heart, someone who knows the value of cooperation, cohesion, and bolstering the efforts of others rather than hindering them.
If you laughed at least twice so far, or chuckled, or if you snorted, excellent. Your in.
Now, I'm at the end of your attention span (which is the size of this box), let's change some emails, it's healthy. Guess I’m not so bad at writing. Let’s play some hangman or Pictionary. Last thing, you only think you know how to use clay or build with Legos.
If I told you already, it wouldn't be exciting. Live a little. Remember, there is no spoon. Eating soup on the first date sucks.