Hey there, I have a knock knock joke for you. Knock, knock.. and you say who's there.. c'mon really say it out loud, it's fun.
Match. Match who? Here's a kleenex, wipe your nose.
Does anyone read these things? Like really read them. Well here I am, happy with my life, there are no shirtless pics of me, bathroom shots, gym shots, bed shots or drinking shots. Not too many drinking shots anyways. Jk again. I went to school, have a job, a car, live away from my parents, clean my bathroom and kitchen, and I feed the neighbor's dog sometimes. Never, chocolate. I workout, eat healthy, like to travel and enjoy going out to places and trying new things. If you couldn't tell, I am funny and I get it.
That.. is all the boring stuff. Now that, that's out of the way, you can use those sharp skills of yours to read more or be that boring person and just stop reading here. I really do hope you can read.
You must be that fine line of interesting and beauty. Think of the most interesting man, but in girl form. I have trouble too, picturing that one, so relax, it's okay. You're close if you laughed at least twice so far, or have chuckled after reading this line. If you snorted, excellent. Your in.
Message me. There is absolutely no way, you're going to have any fun. As long as your paying for dinner or drinks, I will whisk you away to the most fantastic destinations, within a 30 mil radius. Any further, and I'm just going to have to tell you, I don't know you well enough. Now, I'm at the end of your attention span (which is the size of this box), let's change some emails, it's healthy.