I'm back on this site after several years of being off. I like to think of myself as a good guy with an edge. I'm honest, funny, loyal, and playful. I will never send you a rude message if you don't reply to my email. In fact, I don't send many emails. I can be a little shy up front, and also realize, that a good woman gets so many emails a day, that I may never get seen. That is exactly what I dislike about dating sites. The compitition is fierce, weird, and chock full of psychos and phonies. How is a woman to sort thru all of this to find a real man.
I have no pictures of myself posing shirtless in front of my filthy bathroom mirror. I get it it, and believe I am an evolved man.
So, if you are a beautiful, strong, independent woman, feel free to send me a sign, and I would gladly email you. I promise, no photos of my junk.
Alan's Pros and Cons
How many guys would actually put up their cons?
Honest (I'm not here to play games)
I'm actually the height and age I've listed, and pictures are current (and actually me)
Handsome (At least that is what my mom says)
Great family man (Loves his Mom)
Raised two awesome kids (Who have grown and moved out)
Have all my hair (This could also be a con, if you are into bald guys)
No cavities (Really)
51 and never needed glasses (Okay, maybe dollar store readers)
Have the coolest puppy (Bull Mastiff)
I am not a muscle bound tattooed Harley owner (Sorry, I'm sure you are very nice people, just not my thing)
Not a fan of women with large non discrete tattoos (Sorry, I'm sure you are very nice people, just not my thing)
Can be a little competative (Horrible victory dance)
Oh! Can't dance
Kinda shy and dorky in front of beautiful women
Never taken a good picture (Pretty sure I'm better looking in person)
Not a, Look at me guy (I prefer to mock those guys)
Not perfect (Just hoping I'm perfect for someone I think is perfect for me)
I’m just a regular guy, who likes most guy things. All major sports (Watching and playing), as well as many not so major. Snow, and water skiing, golf, and shooting pool. There are still plenty I would love to learn as well, like snowboarding, surfing, scuba diving, and maybe even sky diving (that one is just a maybe). I also enjoy staying fit, and I do try and eat right, but I have to admit, I do fall off the wagon quite often (It’s tough when you love to eat). I also love getting out and about. Seeing live music (big music fan), Sunday car rides, or just walking cool little (or big) towns. I am also a huge fan of the beach.
One more thing you can know about me is...I am in complete denial of my age. I think I am actually much younger than I am, and no one ever guesses my age right. I am very playful, and love to have fun, but I also know when to act like a grown up.
I would love to meet a woman who is also still a kid at heart (a little goofy can be fun).
In case you don’t know where Newtown, Pa. is… It is 30 minutes north of Center City Philly, and about an hour south of NYC, and could possibly be one of the most beautiful places on earth (really).