Dont bother reading my whole profile to realize you come to the "you should message me if" part and realize you are THAT GUY.. you can jump down to that part now.. Ill wait..
......OK so youre back!!.. Now,I wont bore you to death with the "givens".. Yes, of course its a given that I want a honest, caring, confident, sincere, funny, career-minded, family-oriented, sweet, flirty,romantic man. I want to find somone who i can have fun with and enjoy spending time with. Im looking for a man to be my partner in crime..No seriously, Im looking for someone to rob banks with me.. lol..I wont waste any more time on that.. I am fantastic. I am a playful, sweet, loyal ,intelligent,attractive ,and thoughtful woman who will complete your life if you turn out to be my Mr. Right.. OK, so a little bit about me..."Im kinda a big deal.." hahaha. I am 100% Italian but only know the curse words, If i watch a scary movie, I will check behind the shower curtain. When ever I get lost--I always end up in some part of Queens (I have noidea how that keeps happening). I do scream and curse at drivers who give me road rage. I flip the bird often. I love finding money in my clothes, its like a lil gift to me, from me! I am sarcastic and have a quick wit, so only those who can keep up need apply. I need someone who can take it and dish it right back. I think Spanglish was the worst movie ever made. I procrastinate about going to the dry-cleaner and the post office. I think that Pringles should make a tube that adult hands can fit in, I might write them a letter about this. I believe its not the place you go but the company that you keep. I will run screaming and flailing my arms from any bug that is bigger than an ant .I am outgoing and love to make people laugh. I HATE sweet potatoes, and hairless cats. I like sports and going to sporting events..I am a Giants fan..I dont know where Yemen is, but will quote that episode of Friends. I can quote movies with the best of em. Im sure my alarm clock is the devil. I am a fantastic kisser. Im the type of girl that will bust out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!! I think that spell check should be right up there with the invention of the wheel. I cant explain how a microwave gets that hot without the use of actual fire. I WOULD NOT continue to work if I won Mega-Millions. I pray to the Lottery Gods, I sing in the shower. I think" Yogalattes" is the funniest word ever. I love thunderstorms and being silly. Im a complete package! I am easy to please, and go with the flow..Simple things are the best things.. I find humor in most situations and I enjoy laughing.. Sex is important to me. I can be a bit goofy sometimes. My friends and family are amazing and I consider myself very lucky to have them . You should be close to your family as well...and have friends! Ive learned that if you dont have any friends, you dont have them for a reason..I am a great friend and would do anything for the people I love. OK- so i wont ramble anymore.. i just have read some of these profiles and have wanted to vomit a lil, some of them are about as interesting as a paper bag..lol and Im done! :) lets see if we click. :)
Oh By the way,, I feel like i should put this out there.. Im not into playing games. I do not believe in the " I have to wait 3 days to call" bullshit.. I dont like to play with peoples feelings and I dont want my feelings to be played with. I treat people the way Id lilke to be treated... If you are good to me, you will be treated like a king.. I say what I mean and I mean what i say.. and I expect the same. I am interested in meeting someone who is in the same mindset as me. I would like to meet someone that is ready to date and is openminded for a potential meaningful relationship. You have to know how to treat a woman and know how to be a man. If you are emotionally unavaliable, please go to the next profile. I can bet she wont be as great as me --but she will do..lol.. If you are psychologically damaged in any way.. or if you are on the rebound or looking for no strings attached please look elsewhere. I have tooooo much to offer someone for my time to be wasted on players or flings or guys that arent ready, or dont have the time to invest to get to know someone as wonderful as me.
You should message me if :
youre NOT into "exploring the city" or "seeking a new adventure in New york". You should not message me if you write poetry, enjoy going to the Opera or if you have to get your drink on in some hardcore dance club. You should not message me if you are a DJ or aspiring to be one. Please dont message me if youve been to every country in the world or your weekend consists of ski diving, or mountain climbing. Dont message me if you cant sleep at night because you are concerned about world hunger or the economic status of third world countries...Please do not email me if you cannot speak English or if you have a shirtless pic of you flexing your muscles and making the duck lip face.. If you dont thoroughly enjoy the Muppets or if you dont get a lil emotional when the ASPCA commercials come on with all the lil sad puppy faces, or if you dont eat meat... dont bother.. it wont work.. Dont message me if youre a douchebag! lol..If you have 1000 books listed by authors I dont know, or if you dont own a TV cause "You dont watch TV"... please stop right here... Its all too much. Im looking for a regular joe. If you go to work, enjoy watching football on a sunday, like ordering in or maybe grabbing a bite to eat or a quick drink somewhere local please feel free to contact me. If you are quick witted and can make me laugh, enjoy silly conversations and being playful and flirtatious, message me. If family and friends are important to you and you are looking for a great woman to spend time with, and get to know, and see where it goes.. im waiting to hear from you..
a first date can be anything from coffee, to drinks to dinner. I really consider the 2nd date to be the "first" date anyway but as long as the company is good.. the place doesnt matter.
I just had to .... my favorite quote from the master himself.. Mr. Vince Vaughn.. lol
"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call "dating". I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting, to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do that ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss her on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. "
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