+I copy/pasted this profile from a superior free dating site.
I am very mellow, and down to earth. Confident, articulate, great in conversation. I am SO funny! HILARIOUS even, watch out! Very happy, positive person. I live life with a very open mind, and try not to judge. I am very perceptive, and am often deep in thought. I'm very comfortable with my head in the clouds!
I am an anti-christ, i am an anarchist, and i wanna be anarchy
****What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to capture fleeting moments of brilliance, in varying degrees, in a variety of mediums. Perpetually in forward motion. Conceptual. Ideas too big for me to master and make reality. Lucid dreaming in the wake.
****I’m really good at
Discussing the absurd, and the very abstract. Writing. Laughing. Making others laugh! Engaging conversation. Listening and analyzing music. keeping my nails neatly manicured. Multitasking!
Being so outspoken and forward, there is tremendous fodder for awkward moments. Dribbling syllables out of my mouth while my foot is planted securely between my teeth isn't easy, but it makes for many laughs, and great writing. Being honest about every whirling thought is still my default setting.
Maintaining interpersonal connections, or establishing interpersonal connections with a group. Being positive, loving, and encouraging!! I'm never down in the dumps, or anxious. People look to me for this kind of support, and happy positive silly tendencies!
Laughing laughing la-la laughing! My sarcasm is scathing. It will probably go over your head. ;P I'm very clever with my words, and the silly jokes I make. I like to be silly all of the time, there is always room for laughter.
I write. I play bass. I sing. I whistle. I like to make people laugh, watch out. Later on I might thank you for letting me try my material on you.
****The first things people usually notice about me
Here's what some of you notice about e-me, which in reality, is very similar to me-me:
"Eyes and cheekbones are out of this world."
"Love your figure"
"the first girl that strikes me as hot and interesting... nothing wrong with your head in the clouds!"
"your boob is ready to fallout there kid "
"not too shabby on your musical taste"
"you're probably told all the time, you're super sexy"
"You seem pretty awesome"
"what a cute name for a girl"
"i would love to swap music with you."
One of these yours? GOOD FOR YOU! :D
****My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I read a lot of non fiction- keep up with the google news, wiki for hours.
I 3 Huckabees, Up in Smoke, Wayne's World, Pulp Fiction. No more though, just these. Ooh! Inception was fabulous!
Stand up comedy. UCB Theater, Largo, Hollywood Improv, Comedy Store blah blah blah.
Consider the below a very brief smattering, of varying genre, so that you might gain a vague idea of the sounds happening between, inside and outside of my ears. Semi-comprehensive, semi-alphabetical.
a perfect circle, air, amorphous androgynous, aphex twin, arcade fire, autolux, bassnectar, beatles, beck, big brother and the holding company, bjork, black rebel motorcycle club, blood sweat and tears, blue man group, bush, buzzcocks, captain sensible, cheap trick, chemical brothers, maus haus, chocolate watch band, clash, coconut records, country joe and the fish, black sabbath, cream, crystal method, the damned, deep purple, the standells, the doors, doves, dungen, ELO, electric prunes, fatboy slim, fiona apple, flaming lips, foo fighters, franz ferdinand, garbage, genesis, george harrison, goldfrapp, gorillaz, grass roots, interpol, jefferson airplane, jimi hendrix, john lennon, ladytron, led zeppelin, lovage, love, marilyn manson, massive attack, mc5, muse, naz nomad and the nightmares, nine inch nails, nirvana, pink floyd, porcupine tree, postal service, portishead, prodigy, queen, queens of the stone age, quicksilver messenger service, radiohead, rolling stones, rx bandits, secret machines, smashing pumpkins, sneaker pimps, soft machine, sound garden, stardeath and the white dwarfs, steppenwolf, strawberry alarm clock, strokes, sublime, supergrass, system of a down, thom yorke, three dog night, toadies, tool, tricky, violent femmes, weezer, white stripes, the who.
theres more. soooo many many more. Punk rock, psychedelic rock, trip hop. I have verrrrry big music ears-- grew up surrounded by punk rock musician folk and vinyl.
****The six things I could never do without
****I spend a lot of time thinking about
+How fortunate you are to have happened by my profile.
+Some of you boys are only good at acting like GIRLS ;D
+Do all the other non A-List members, y'know the B-, C-, D-List members, do they have to stare at dildo adverts when they log in? Or is it just MY login? ;D
+the effects of globalization, democratization, secretly internally psychoanalyzing everyone all of the time. Keeping things light hearted =]
+Why hasn't Stephen Hawking updated his voice modulator to sound less robotic...
+The universe, spacetime, STRING theory, parallel universes, quarks, gravity, electromagnetism, black holes, super nova explosions, nucleosynthesis/fusion, technological singularity, wave-particle duality of photons...
+Light, and its relationship with time. [fun discussion last night on this one!]
+Vinyl records and the people who love them.
+Men. This should probably have been written somewhere nearer the top. ;P
****On a typical Friday night I am
Adoring someone, as only I can ;P
****The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once pretended to NOT remember an olde school mate just to avoid having to make conversation with someone really irritating. :D
You should message me if
You too miss Adam Carolla.
You have a big, giant, throbbing, veiny EGO. ;D confidence is way foxy.
I would like to spend some educational time in your studio, sir, so that I may, one day, throw down beats as sick as yours. ;D
Also, I love love love when YOU play DJ, and open my ears to new sounds. Let's swap some music. Wanna jam?
I do adore a man who hates sports.
HAH! "I'm willing to lie about how we met" saw that one, liked it. Stole it.
Stole this cuz it was hilarious: "(if i ever ****ed a girl with uggz, id have to cum on them)"
Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-****ing Volume 8", "I Need Your****, "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My****and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black**** with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave****, "Girls Who Crave****, "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink **** Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard****.