Kinda seeing someone so off here until she gets fed up of me
If trading in witty banter and insults is something beyond you or something you don't enjoy then please read no further.....
I would use Bullet Points but PoF doesn't offer the ability:
If you: Have fake hair/lashes or nails; Plaster makeup or fake tan on; Simper/pout and expect blokes to fawn over you and buy you things; Are unable to hold an intelligent conversation about any subject; Use lol as punctuation; Listen to or purchase the music of Pop "Artists" like Rhianna; Have more than 10 Pairs of Shoes and/or Handbags; Squeeze out kids from numerous different biological donors for benefits and a free council house then we're probably not going to get on.
In fact if you can tick 3 or more of the above then I'd go so far as to say I probably wouldn't brake if you stepped out in front of my car!
So feel free to block me and lead your simple life.
Apologies for being ruthless but I'm fed up of dealing with dregs.
I'm hoping those of you who are left are Pretty, Sweet, Intelligent, Ambitious and a Wildcat in the Bedroom :P
Despite my opening paragraphs I am actually a nice decent guy and have a lot to offer.
This is what a Lifestyle/Personality Quiz had to say about me....it's actually reasonably accurate.
"You’re not one to let a challenge pass you by and the buzz of working hard is what makes you tick. You’re straightforward, self-disciplined and committed. You have a reputation for coming up with creative and practical solutions but you’re not just an ideas person. You are also a high achiever willing to put in the hours to make things happen. Above all, you’ve got your feet on the ground and know that you’ll always be judged on your most recent performance.
An old school purist with a perfectionist streak, you are someone who believes that if something's worth doing it's worth doing well. You are level headed in your perspectives and always make an impression on those you meet.
Asking about the latest book you've got on the go is probably the best way to get you talking. You like to lose yourself in another world or lifetime, as each page is turned you become more involved with the plot and characters and increasingly enjoy the sensation of fueling your imagination and knowledge.
You're open to new experiences and love exploring the world under your own steam. What better way to spend a holiday than heading out into the country and getting back to nature? After all, there's nothing like being out in the fresh air and under an open sky to blow out the cobwebs and leave you feeling reinvigorated.
At the end of the day there's no denying that you have got a wonderfully wild spirit. You embrace change and like to experience the world on the edge of your seat,"
I kidnap you and if your loved ones cough up sufficient ransom.....we go to Paris for the weekend.
Actually.... Not Paris..... It's full of French and they're Cnuts!
On the plus side (for you) it seems the Film Good Luck Chuck was based on my lovelife. It's a crappy film but I'll let you research the plotline yourself, you don't even have to sleep with me!
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