abby1983: Do you want my leftover bacon? - Said no one ever
Non-smoker with Average body type
Bakersfield, California
31 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Aquarius with Blonde hair
abby1983 is actively seeking a relationship
Associates degree
Law Enforcement

Classic (Stupid) bathroom picture

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Me
Well how about a little about me: I have a very stable career in the Law Enforcement field. I love my job, definitely never a dull moment to say the least. I'm a fly by the seam of my pants kinda guy (No pun intended). I love being spontaneous, but do enjoy to plan things out every now and then. I love listening to music and yes, I do realize how much of a cliché that is. Almost like somebody saying "I love to breathe" lol. I listen to a wide variety of music, but mostly rock n roll. I like going to the movies, playing chess, reading, hiking, camping, etc. basically all the normal, non-serial killer/stalker things. I have tattoos, but they can be covered by clothing and are tasteful. I am also full of useful information...or is it useless information? For instance: Did you know that every interstate is legally obligated, by federal law, to have one mile out of every five miles to be straight in the event so a airplane can land on it in times of war and/or other emergencies. Crazy huh? There's plenty more where that came from lol.

I realize that finding someone on this site, or online for that matter, is gonna be unlikely, but I am actually looking to date somebody and be in a relationship. I know right?! I'm a single guy, on a online dating site, that is looking to date someone! Oh how ironic lol. Please don't message me if you don't know what you want, aren't sure what you want, just became single yesterday, have more than one DUI (I have zero FYI) or want me to join your religion/cult (True story and she was really weird lol). Also, if you have a drug problem, it might not be a good idea to message me when I have selected "Law Enforcement" as a career choice (Just sayin lol). I'd really like to meet some one that knows the difference between there, they're and their. Or at the very least knows that the word "What" is spelled with an "h" and not "Wat" (pet peeve lol). Remember, grammar tells people that you know your sh*t or you know you're sh*t lol.

Anyway, if anything sounds appealing or if you want to know some more useless information then drop me a line. I promise that, at the very least, I will not disappoint. Good luck.

First Date
Ok, it wants me to describe what I would do for a first, drawing a blank here. I find it kinda ironic that the things we do for our first dates are I guess you could say inappropriate. Think about it: We are supposed to be getting to know one another right? So why would I take you to a movie if we are not supposed to be speaking? Granted, we could talk before or after the movie, but during...hell no! Ok, so Movie is out, what about dinner? Do you really want me to have a conversation with you when I have a mouth full of food? I didn't think so.
I would say maybe a drink. It is a perfect ice breaker and loosens you right up. Plus, drunk people are always so much fun to long as I'm not the drunk being watched lol.
If a drink is out of the question, then maybe a walk at the park? Picnic? Coffee? Beach? Mall? Oh! I got it. Miniature Golf...Oh come on, its a great idea. We get to find out whether or not we use profanity excessively, we are athletic enough to conquer 18 holes of EASY golf, if our butts look good and if we are really competitive. No? Well, I am certain that we will figure something out. If all else fails, I am not opposed to a movie or dinner, I just said it was ironic.

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