MadamSarcastra: Bored out of my gourd....
Smokes often with Average body type
Bay city, Michigan
40 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Aquarius with Red hair
MadamSarcastra wants to date but nothing serious.
Some university

"Diva Night" head-shot. (No, I'm not a drag queen. LOL)

I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Yes
Pets Cat Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Second Language Other  

About Me
**ahem** I truly don't give a crap about sports. (Don't despise them, just don't care.) Sorry, but I'm nothing if not blunt. Also, I couldn't give a flyin' flerk about seeing pictures of:: Your genitalia, your party-slut pals, the "sign" you flash, the truck you drive, the fish you caught, or the deer you shot. -- I do not have nor will I make time for inept morons, brainless dipsh*ts, arrogant douchebags, bullies, bigots, bangers, posers, narcissists, or emotional cripples. I do NOT like country music, rap, hip-hop, or this current, whiny pop crapola. -- If you have the sneaking suspicion that I'm a bit of a b*tch, wellllll.... you'd be right. Congrats, you're a friggin' genius, you win a toaster. It's really a wonder I haven't embarked on a murderous rampage. LMAO! (I'm kidding, of course. Sheesh.) In all actuality, I DO, in fact, have the heart of a hopeless romantic.... I keep it in a jar on my shelf. ;-)

I'm more than a little feisty, in case you couldn't tell (and still happen to be reading). I have very little tolerance for bullsh*t or ignorance. Brains and a quick wit are HUGE turn-ons for me... A pretty face & a sweet ass certainly won't hurt, however. **giggle** I don't really consider myself a leader, but I have most definitely never been a follower. Trendy people irritate me. If "everybody's doing it," I prefer to do the opposite. I like to feel good & have fun. I can be brutally honest at times and I am not afraid to speak my mind. I may come off as a tad callous, but them's the breaks. I am not what would be considered "outdoorsy"... (Mosquitoes adore me and I adore air-conditioning, so no camping for this broad.) I do, however, get freakishly aroused by thunderstorms.

Most of my best friends have always been guys.... So if you happen to be the possessive/jealous type, I am NOT the gal for you. And if you're the slightest bit prejudiced or homophobic, hit the bricks.

I would love to meet an intelligent, witty, passionate guy who KNOWS how to kiss, spell, and form a complete f*cking sentence (proper grammar/punctuation & all)... PREFERABLY with no munchkins, prison record, outstanding warrants, psychotic exes, or PTSD. Tall order?? Hope you're someone who can be pleasantly amused by a broad that's a little off her rocker. Yup, I'm a bit of a kook and I can be a big, friggin' dork at times.

I sing predominately jazz, blues, and soul. I have been acting consistently in live theatre for 35 years and am currently rehearsing for "Sherlock Holmes: The Final Adventure." I also starred in an award-winning short film several years back. It was one of my proudest achievements, though I don't have the look or the "thing" for screen work... not that I'd want it. I was nearly born and raised on the stage. It's my first true love and there is absolutely no other thrill like it in the world.... for me. That being said, I prefer to keep the drama ON the stage, not off.

Let's wind 'er on down with a couple of my favorite quotes, shall we? ---- "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." - Chili Davis. ---- "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx


(If you happen to be as bored as I, and are so inclined, feel free to add me on Mocospace. Figure it out.)

First Date
I don't "date", as it were. I'm sure we can figure something out... LOL!
I'm becoming increasingly antisocial in my old age. ;-) I really don't dig dining out anymore. I'd much rather cook up a storm while chatting & joking around or jammin' to some tunes, then veg out with some groovy flicks. Incidentally, I have not been to see a full-length feature in a movie theatre since 1998, and have NO intention of returning any time soon....

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By the way, guys.... a rail-thin or oppositely chunky physique does NOT translate to "athletic body type." **eye-roll** Be honest with yourself, dammit, or keep it movin'... :-\

A note to all meatheads: Unless you truly possess the body of a Greek god, lay off the ubiquitous, shirtless, faceless selfies. Have an original thought. Let's see those eyes... and if there happen to be signs of intelligent life behind them.

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