I can fix anything with gorilla tape.
Quick question, how many profiles have you read today? 5? 10? 50? Out of all those profiles, was there anyone that doesn't enjoy travelling, trying new restaurants, playing sports, spending time with family and friends, and watching movies? I'm guessing no. So whatever you just read on the last guys profile, copy and paste it here!
If you're a guy dressed as a girl reading this, I hope you stub your toe on a desk really hard. All the makeup in the world can't help you. Just accept the fact that you're an ugly man, and an uglier woman!
I don't do boring, so I'll be glad to choose the first date. Just remember, if anyone asks, you're deaf, and I don't speak English.