I own my business and love what I do, but someday I will achieve my dream and become an astronaut. About 15 years ago I purchased a deed from Chinook mall that says I own 5 acres of the moon. So ladies, if you ever dreamed of living on the moon, im the man to get you there.
If you compare most people's profiles, you'd notice that they're practically the same. Love to travel, snowboard, spend nights on the couch etc.... So I'll spare you the bs and let you judge by the pictures, because yes you are shallow, and your decision to reply is based on looks. Just realize your not getting any younger, and unlike women, men age like whiskey, the older they get, the more appealing they are. Women unfortunately age like plums. ; )
Ladies, if you took that last joke seriously, you need to take a deep breath, and realize it was just a joke. Taking life too seriously will put you in grave prematurely. To the women who just cracked a smile, you're welcome. Life is too short!
Enjoy your day!
FYI - it's my nephew in the pic. Not mine fortunately
I don't do boring, so I'll be glad to choose the first date. Just remember, if anyone asks, you're deaf, and I don't speak English.