Is this thing on???
It's always 11:11 for me..Google it:)
My "Top Prospects" are frightening; has it come to this?
The universe and I had a disagreement, perhaps I need to clarify my message...
Souls create synchronicities. There are no accidents. All that we experience is by design, and what we attract to our physical world.
Do you enjoy cooking? I'm a disaster in the kitchen. (Seriously, I can burn water.) Hey, I was given a George Foreman grill for the holidays. Whose idea of a joke was that?
Now, about me:
I'm straightforward, outspoken, loving, a lot of fun and enjoying all life has to offer. I can't reach inside my washing machine and don't touch bathroom door handles! I've had fantasies about living at Whole Foods Market. I walk counter clockwise.
I have a unique sense of humor and large circle of friends. It would be nice to meet someone who actually has TIME to spend with me...
I appreciate a person with intelligence, character and a profile that makes me laugh aloud. Wit and chemistry are required.
YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO SPELL!
I'm two of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet!
Who I'm looking for:
Someone with great hygiene and teeth who keeps his home Clean and Uncluttered...OCD a plus. Someone who likes the ac cold and thinks it's ridiculous to run the heat in Florida unless it dips into the 40's. I'm trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle...I don't like fatty foods or fatty men. Athletic, does not mean you walk back and forth to the fridge 100 times a day:)
Why do men write "My friends describe me as..." Don't you know enough about yourself to write something positive? (This is supposed to be humorous.)
I'm spiritual and experience things you'd never believe. If you are open to this, great! If you can relate, even better.
I don't do religion and if this is important to you, we will not connect.
Why do people post profiles with no pics? (Say that ten times fast..)
I understand it's inner beauty that matters most but there IS an initial attraction which draws couples together. If you don't have a profile picture, contact somebody visually impaired. if you must take a photo of yourself in the bathroom mirror with your phone or camera, you need friends!! I do not wish to see what you look like without a shirt on...at least not before the first date!
I have concluded that the more time you put into creating your profile, the more effort you put into a relationship. If you message me, I will read what you write, then read your profile and see if we have anything in common.
If you are taking everything literally in this profile,you will never get me:)
"You get to fill in the blackboard of your life with whatever you want. If you have filled it with baggage from the past, wipe it clean. Erase everything from the past that does not serve you, and be grateful it brought you to this place now, and to a new beginning. You have a clean slate, and you can start over-right here, right now. Find your joy and live it!" The Secret.
Love, light and peace.....Hon sha Ze Sho Nen
P.S.-Smoking is a deal breaker. I cannot, and will not be around smoke or smokers.
P.P.S-I host KARAOKE and other fun events on Meetup . Every Wednesday at American Rock in Deerfield Beach, we have a karaoke meetup. Join us, you'll have a blast!
PPPS-Don't write to me in Spanish, I have no idea what you're saying!!