Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? Absolutely. Realists? For real. Straight up Pessimists? No, thank you.
Likes: my dogs, laughter, my kindle, honesty, music, curiosity, sprawling vistas, leisurely walks, foodgasms, softball, kisses, lattes, road trips, anything steak or ice cream related, and kindness, lots of kindness.
Dislikes: calories, rodents (animal and human), peas, black licorice, eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, black coffee, doing dishes, and the price of gas.
I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun). Also in the spirit of witty full disclosure, I am horrible at the whole ambiguous we're kinda seeing each other thing that people seem to want now. That doesn't mean I rush into things it just means I am a fan of clear categories and I won't "just date" forever. I am driven, a smartass, sometimes blunt to a fault and always honest. I don't play games that aren't on a sports field and I'm looking for the same in the person I'm dating. I'm not a girly girl by any means but I am a fantastic cook according to 9 1/2 out of 10 men (the half doesn't really count though because he has little man syndrome :).
What I am Doing with My Life: I spend my work days managing safety at a food production facility and my weekends being a karaoke superstar and volunteering in animal rescue.