Are you single? Have you been let down and disappointed time and time again? Do dorky, yet attractive red-heads appeal to you? Then Andrew may be the guy for you. Andrew is a new and improved male designed to counter the effects of past mistakes and disappointments with humor, charm, and understanding. One dose may instantly improve your ability to smile and laugh without the sense of regret you would get from over-the-counter guys. Andrew can be taken with food, alcohol, and breathing, so he is safe to take as much as you want during a wide variety of activities, even at home with a good movie. You do not have to be in perfect physical shape to enjoy, though it is suggested to practice good hygiene and be in good health before taking Andrew. He can carry suitcases and luggage very well, but does not handle baggage.
Andrew's package contains some colorful details, such as 2 children of his own, a Navy background, and a reasonably attractive physique. He also works well with pets, parents, and well behaved children, and has been known to have exceptional results in these departments. Since it is easy to develop an addiction, there are few things you should consider before trying Andrew. Some recommendations include:
- Open minded
- Sense of humor
- Confidence (but not concieted)
- Spontaneous (but not wreckless)
- Non judgemental
Side affects may include light-headedness, butterflies, perma-grin, and daydreaming.
Here are a few more specific details for ya:
-I date within my race only.
-I have all of my teeth and they are not rotten or broken.
-If you are over 30, but are covered in tats or dress like you are 18, then thanks for the laugh.
-I like cheese :)
-I like curvy women, but be reasonable and honest with yourself please.
-I do not have any tattoos, but I am ok if you do...once again be reasonable though.
-I live alone and plan to keep it that way.
-I do not compete for affection/attention. You either want me around, or you don't.
-I am not a redneck or a country boy. I like to camp and fish and other outdoor activities occasionally though.
-I am currently a student at ITT-Tech to be a network systems administrator.
-I drink and hang with Mary Jane occasionally, yet I am responsible and self sufficient. And dont get that twisted....Im not a drunk pothead (this is how you know if you are a judgemental snob). Ya gotta be ok with that.
-My main goal is to find the right one and settle down, but Im not in a hurry to rush anything. I have been burned enough....Im taking things super slow.
-Sex is great, but not my objective. I dont have the time or patience for the consequences of a booty call.
-Be original if you plan to keep a conversation going. I know you like to have fun, I know you are all about your kids, and I know you arent looking for sex.
-If you make it a point to say you dont like drama, chances are you thrive on it. I mean, who DOES like drama?
-In the chance we do hit it off, you will not meet my kids until a solid foundation has been laid.
-Intelligence and a sense of humor are REQUIRED!
-And lastly, I have noticed there are alot of identical profiles on here. The ones that have more than 3 sentences mostly list what you DONT like and alot of "rules" you have to follow to even meet you. You are tired of getting hurt, I have to take a backseat to your job and kids, I need to "move along" if I all I want is sex, blah blah blah. Then I send a message, and you are too self rightous to dignify me with a response. If that describes you, then leave me alone. You are going to be lonely for awhile, and I dont want your baggage.
I hope that helps! Talk to you soon!