Are you single? Have you been let down and disappointed time and time again? Do dorky, yet attractive red-heads appeal to you? Then Andrew may be the guy for you. Andrew is a new and improved male designed to counter the effects of past mistakes and disappointments with humor, charm, and understanding. One dose may instantly improve your ability to smile and laugh without the sense of regret you would get from over-the-counter guys. Andrew can be taken with food, alcohol, and breathing, so he is safe to take as much as you want during a wide variety of activities, even at home with a good movie. You do not have to be in perfect physical shape to enjoy, though it is suggested to practice good hygiene and be in good health before taking Andrew. He can carry suitcases and luggage very well, but does not handle baggage.
Andrew's package contains some colorful details, such as 2 children of his own, a Navy background, and a reasonably attractive physique. He also works well with pets, parents, and well behaved children, and has been known to have exceptional results in these departments. Since it is easy to develop an addiction, there are few things you should consider before trying Andrew. Some recommendations include:
- Open minded
- Sense of humor
- Confidence (but not concieted)
- Spontaneous (but not wreckless)
- Non judgemental
Side affects may include light-headedness, butterflies, perma-grin, and daydreaming.