Are you single? Have you been let down and disappointed time and time again? Do dorky, yet attractive red-heads appeal to you? Then Andrew may be the guy for you. Andrew is a new and improved male designed to counter the effects of past mistakes and disappointments with humor, charm, and understanding. One dose may instantly improve your ability to smile and laugh without the sense of regret you would get from over-the-counter guys. Andrew can be taken with food, alcohol, and breathing, so it is safe to take as much as you want during a wide variety of activities, even at home with a good movie. You do not have to be in perfect physical shape to enjoy, though it is suggested to practice good hygiene and be in good health before taking Andrew.
Andrew's package contains some colorful details, such as 2 children of his own, a Navy background, and a reasonably attractive physique. He also works well with pets, parents, and well behaved children, and has been known to have exceptional results in these departments. Since it is easy to develop an addiction, there are few things you should consider before trying Andrew. Some recommendations include:
- Open minded
- Sense of humor
- Confidence (but not conceited)
- Spontaneous (but not reckless)
- Non judgmental
Side affects may include light-headedness, butterflies, perma-grin, and daydreaming. Ask your mirror if Andrew is right for you.
If you made it this far, I hope that means you enjoyed this little idea I had for an ice breaker :) As you can see, I do have a sense of humor and appreciate the same in meeting new people. I am relaxed and easy to get along with, have been told I am also easy to talk to, and I believe in treating people the way I want to be treated.
I am not a redneck, cowboy, hunter, etc. I like to camp and fish occasionally, but other than that I am more on the computer geek side. All kinds of music appeal to me, and the same goes for women. I don't have a particular type, so I am drawn to colorful personalities. If you can be positive and find some kind of joy in most things you do, then life just tends to be a little more fun :)
I am sure there are plenty of details I didn't cover, so feel free to ask me anything or just say hi. As long as you aren't rude or snobby and can include more than a 2 word message, I will always reply. I don't send the first message very often due to the fact that most females on here get bombarded by other guys or I simply get ignored. So if you would like to chat or "meet me", just drop me a line :)