WARNING! The opinions expressed in the below content may or may not make sense to persons reading...or for that matter, even the author. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about!
( UPDATE... I once again have a Full-time job and it's actually a pretty good one. Yeaaaa me!!! )
Okay... well I feel the need right off the bat to let everyone know that after 3 years, I was recently laid-off from a job I truly loved. I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't lose it because I was incapable of doing it or because I was a slacker... they simply didn't have enough business coming in to justify paying me any longer, and decided that to stay alive in this recession, it was necessary to let me go and to downside their operation. Now, why am I looking for love if I don't even have a job, you ask? Well.. why the hell not? I was actively seeking someone before I lost my job, and just because I'm not technically working, why should I have to suffer more??? Thats kind of insult to injury, dont'cha think? It's not like I won't have a job for the rest of my life! It's not like I'm sitting around in my underwear, drinking beer all day and watching cartoons. Of course, that would require me to actually be wearing underwear, enjoy drinking beer alone and have cable television. So... why would this be a problem for some of you ladies??? I own a home, and it's not currently in danger of being taken away. My cars are paid for, I have food, I pay my bills, I have enough $$$ to sustain me for a while while I'm in search of the next great job (or at least one to get me by until such time that I can go back to the one I loved... hopefully). I'm pretty sure most of our grandparent lived through the depression...right? What if they had decided that love wasn't part of their agenda since times were too tough??? I'm thinking most of us wouldn't be here today. So, I just wanted to put that out there and let everyone know. I want to be truthful, but also let you know that I take care of myself, and am not looking for anyone to sponge off of. I'm a survivor, and always will find a way to get the things I want and need and take care of business. I'm not looking for anyone to pay my way, and I won't be asking to move in with you. You don't have to worry about me asking to borrow money... not gonna happen. If I want to take you to dinner, then I'm fully prepared to pay for it. So, for you that might be a little quick in the "judgement department"... I understand there's many losers out there, but I'm not one of them. Besides... I think that finding someone who likes me for ME, and not for what I do or what I make is really what I'm looking for afterall. And, I think that should I be lucky enough to find someone "Special", it would be motivational... inspire me to be an even better person. So, for those who would immediately assume that no job means no dice... well thank you for not wasting my time. It really shows me what kind of person you are, and thats definately not the kind of person I'm looking for, nor want to be. As for the rest of you... how you doin? ;O]
Now for some of that regular B.S.
Names ERIK. I'm a great guy (Yeah, just ask me), I'm divorced (8-years now), I get along with my ex just fine, we have a daughter together (she's 16), she's AWESOME, I have joint-custody of her and although I have set days I see her regularly, I can see her anytime I wish. I have a cat. Actually, it's my daughters cat, but seeing how he's usually destroying MY STUFF, and seeing how I paid for him, and pay for his daily needs... he's kind of mine too. I'm not so much a dog person, but for some reason almost every dog I meet decides I'm their new BESTEST BUDDY! I'm not sure if this is a punishment from GOD, or if it's that possibly I smell like BACON, but it is a fact, and although I do not own a dog.. I guess they're alright.
Ummm...what else? I know... what am I looking for? Yeah...thats a good one!
Hmmm, well first and foremost, someone with a pulse would be nice. I can't say I have a particular type of lady that I like, but I just know when I see'em if I'm attracted. No, I also know that looks aren't everything and they can be very decieving. I guees I'm mainly looking for someone who very sweet and caring. I don't like girls that talk S*#T behind peoples backs all the time. If you spend the majority of your time HATIN, then thats a lot less time I have for LOVIN on you, so whats the point??? And I likes me some LOVIN too! I'm not a fan of bad kissers. You could be freakin Salma Hayek and be beggin me to marry you, but if you kiss like a cow, it's just not going to happen. I like kissin and I think I'm pretty damn good at it. I'm also a very affectionate person. I like all that stuff, and don't mind showing it no matter where I'm at. No don't get the wromg idea... I'm not saying I'll be likely humping your leg in line to get food at your best friends wedding reception. Well then again... is anyone lookin??? Hey, I'm just saying that I like the little kisses, the hugs, holds, holding hands, touching and all that good stuff. If I can't touch ya, then I might as well have ya stuffed and displayed behind glass, right? Ummm, not that thats going to happen...again? Heeheheheeee... yeah. So what the hell was I talking about??? Oh yeah... I'd have to say that I'm more partial to a girl with an (AVERAGE or THINNER) figure more so than a LARGER or so-called BBW type. Don't get me wrong, there are very beautiful women out there who are larger, but I'm just not really attracted to that. I don't mind a little meat on those bones though, so a little curvy is good actually. I'm not exactly a freakin model for Health and Fitness myself, but I consider myself more along the average +. We all have a little bit to work off... it's the AMERICAN WAY!!!! So with that being said (or typed), ladies... don't be afraid to show your whole self. We all come in different shapes and sizes... no two are alike. It kind of tell us a little something when you have 11-teen photos, all of your face, and your profile reads under BODY TYPE (Prefer not to say). Show us what you got and who you are... I think it'll be best because those who contact you won't be in for any surprises, and you'll know they already like what they saw. C'mon.. I know plenty of girls with some healthy butts that I'd love to take out. No.. not just their BUTTS... you sickos. GEEZ! Okay...so what else, what else??? Oh, this is kind of important...to me anyway. I would prefer to meet someone younger or my age who would like to have children or hasn't yet ruled out the possibility. I feel that I never finished spawning, and am thinking I might actually like to add another to the feeding frenzy of this Planet EARTH. My plan originally was to have been ruling this rock in space, but I'm just not feeling it's going to happen, and have hopes of a future son to take my place as EMPEROR OF THE WORLD! I'd let my daughter take over, but she's