Me: Smart; Fat; Generally well-spoken; Reads a lot; Plays video games (but not the cool ones); Occasionally hilarious; Non-monogamous; Awesome; No criminal record; Piercings, tattoos abound; Sunburns easily; Falling in love with the BBC; Awkward around new people
Looking for: Smart; Non-monogamous; Hilarious; Animal lover; Honest
My ideal, but I understand that can't have everything: Inked/Pierced; Average to Athletic body type; Child-free; Psycho-free; Arrogant, but charmingly so; Accent of any kind
Please be aware, I don't answer every message I get. ::Shrug:: Sorry, but I'm not here to waste your time or mine, so if I don't feel we're going to click, I might not respond. I understand that there's some upset over this, that people should "be polite" when they receive messages and I just want to remind you: I'm not obligated to be anything except not an axe murderer. I used to try to respond with "No thank you, I don't believe we're compatible," or "Thanks, but you're not what I'm looking for," and the majority of the time I got anger and insults spewed back at me. That's not worth my time. So up front: Thank you for your interest, but if I don't see a possible connection after reading your message and profile, then I'm not likely to respond.
Extra facts about me:
~> I watch Iron Chef to hear the Chairman shout ALLEZ COUSINE!
~> I love cinnamon. The scent, the flavor, the color. If Cinnamon made a sound I would love that, too.
~> I pick up my conversational quirks from the books I read.
~> Cats. Cats are nice.
Learn or see something new.
Go somewhere exciting.
I'm also down for a delicious dinner and random activity.
If your idea of a perfect FIRST date includes cuddling on the couch with a movie, we are not compatible. I don't invite strangers into my home for cuddle sessions and I certainly don't go to a stranger's house for them.