I am ready to give up on this site!
Even though you were good to me in year's past...could you please do me one last favor and bring me the man of my dreams!
Shoot your arrow in his ass if you need too, just get him here! :)
P.S. The fill in the _______ story is my little test. ;)
Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, there lived a beautiful, but lonely princess, named ___________. She had incredible _______ eyes and _________ _________ hair. The King wanted her to marry, but she simply couldn't find a mate who knew how to please her in ________.
One day a gallant young man named _________ rode up to the castle upon a ________ horse. He'd heard about the princess' woes, and after seeing her at a ___________ earlier that week, he knew he had to _________ her. He was certain that he was the only man who could satisfy her insatiable ________ hunger.
He climbed the castle ivy to her bedroom window and leapt inside only to find her sound asleep. With a single fleck of his sword, he laid open the bodice of her fragile __________ to savor her _______ _________ ________. She awoke with a gasp, but one look at _______, and __________ filled her _________. She begged him to come to her, and after he removed his clothes, he eagerly _________. He went straight to the task, __________ one ____________ and then the other, while he ran his hands along her _______ ________ ________. The Princess moaned with ________, the sound loud enough to wake the entire castle as _________ ________ her and hungrily _______ her ___________. Before long, the princess ________, and only then did the good and _______ __________ her, __________ her ________ and ________ until she _________ yet again.
Afterward, the Princess remained in __________ _______ throughout the night, and at dawn, the two made love again. She'd found her ________. The next day, she knighted him. That evening she ________ him, and the two _______ happily ever after.
Meet for coffee, or a drink, see if we have any chemistry...and take it from there. It dose not matter what you do, as long as you enjoy the other persons company. :)