I'm a veterinary technician, so i wrestle dogs for a living. I enjoy dive bars, good movies, music (i listen to a little of everything), and plotting to take over the world. Though i enjoy going out, sometimes I'd rather lay on the couch and watch a movie. I plan on running away with my daughter and joining the circus, I'll be the on the trapeze. I quote movies all day long. I'm pretty smart, so you have to be able to entertain me mentally. I have a six year old daughter( who, might i add, is the most awesome kid in America)- so i like kids movies, parks, feeding ducks, playing with blocks, coloring: so if you're okay with all that we can talk. I have my own life, so i won't crowd yours unless you want me too (and honestly- i probably won't even if you want me too.). The majority of my friends are male, so if you are jealous I'm not the one for you. I normally kick around town in jeans and a t-shirt, but don't mind dressing up ( i clean up really nice!). I'm the opposite of high maintenance, so if you like a girl that takes hours to get ready, and asks a million times if she looks good- once again, I'm not the girl for you. So basically, if you have tattoos ( or don't mind mine), are funny (or think you are),don't mind the fact that i sing in the shower super loud( I actually sing everywhere- not just the shower), are smart and can hold an intellectual conversation, don't mind debating - and losing, love kids shows (especially if its yo gabba gabba), and occasionally make an idiot of yourself- just for fun, you should send me a message. Guys with no sense of humor need not apply.I'm A straight shooter, so I expect you to be as well. I message you, and I'm not your type- that's fine. Have some balls and message me back to tell me.
I'm also a bit of a geek. I like comic books, and Star Wars is my favorite. I play video games also.
So I just got a message from someone who told me how great I seemed and, that he wanted to chat. I looked at his profile and in big bold letters it said "must not have kids, must not have tattoos, must not drink." Ok, so if you are reading this now, then you got far enough to know that I have a child, have tattoos, and drink occasionally. I mean, what's the point of me writing all of this if you aren't going to read!
If you aren't shy feel free to hit me up on AIM- pilecandy
** if you are typing in all caps- don't expect me to read your profile because i don't like people yelling at me, even if it's typed. **
Well, I could say that I'd like to be wined and dined, then we'd go walk on the beach and dance in the moonlight- but that's lame. I could also say that we could go someplace where we could talk so that I can listen to you talk about how rad you are for countless hours- nope.
We could also sit on the couch and watch movies while trying to throw candy and popcorn into each others mouths, I like that.
Or, we could get some drinks at the cheapest bar around, have cheap mexican food at 2 in the morning, then stumble around town making the most ridiculous plans to take over the world, make fun of each other, pass out in our clothes, then wake up in the morning laughing about all the stupid sh*t we talked about over breakfast burritos.
Maybe you can watch me beat you in a roaring game of mini golf.
Or probably the best option, Disney date! If you have a pass that's a huge plus for me. I love the Disney.
I just want to have a good time, doesn't everyone?