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About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Miami, Florida
Details
38 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Jewish
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
Intent
PropinquityPlease Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Intellectual
Profession
software


dating
Mr. serious ahead of a meeting. Boston, August 2013






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language French  



About Allan
Once upon a time I wrote a long, detailed profile .. Everything you needed to know and then some.. Grammar was excellent, writing engaging. Pulitzer aside, years on it yielded nothing.. nada.. the old "you get what you pay for" adage snuck in while fears of solitude played host.

Inbox flashed full -- matches, views, favorites corroborated the deception all while my hopes marched lower. Damn you online dating! Damn you!! I'd cry -- fist flailing passionately, fearful cleaning lady cursing in Spanish running for cover.

Down, but not out, I caught my composure, iced my shoulder and voilĂ  -- this appeared.. You see, just last week the Easter Bunny told me there's a smart woman destined to stumble onto my page. That when she does, her simple effort will ignite a mellifluous chain reaction that'll be nothing short of magical. That was his word, mellifluous, spoken while wiping chocolate from his furry mouth. He assured me if i could write an offbeat profile the right girl would see through the facade and we'd both be brilliantly rewarded. "Separate yourself from the noise", he said confidently. "she's looking for you too".

First Date
Our date will be great. But first you need to say hi.. that's it.. just a simple hello and I'll take it from there.. mention the Easter Bunny for extra credit and I'll weave mellifluous into my speech at our wedding. ;-)