A: I don't know either, but enough to break the ice
(not to leave you hanging)
How can I begin to describe how great a man he is!
He is a hard worker and he strives to do the job right the first time, while trying to improve himself every day.
Being a mechanic by trade he loves to work with his hands and is very capable of fixing most any thing, but if he finds himself over his head he is not afraid to smash things with a large hammer and replace the offending gadget.
In his spare time you can often find him writing, drawing, playing guitar and just recently he stared singing. Now he doesn't know if he has a good singing vices or if he is just tone deaf, so be prepared to be serenaded and find out!
Like most people, he loves a good party, drinking beer and loud music. One of his hidden secrets is that he loves to dance; he has the rhythm but no teacher to teach him the steps. He loves to make people laugh and can take a joke as well as he can give them.
It as been said time and time and again that when it comes to family there is no better then his. Loving, supportive having taught him all his values to make him the man he is today with a minimum of beatings or solitary confinement!
If you would like to know more about him or even just have another joke sent DIRECTLY to your pleasure center for optimal humorous effect, don't wait, message him NOW! Operators will be standing by. Supplies are limited. If you order now a free GROPPING* is included!
*Groping is not guaranteed and dependent on signing of "Consent to be groped release", respective levels of hotness and possible beers consumed count. Not responsible for heightened expectations or denial of groping due to lack of beer goggles.