A little about me...
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice, I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refuges. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat 0.400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby****and David Copperfield in one day, and I still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorist who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster over. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
Ok Really... I am an IT Manager and Battalion Chief in a fire department. I love to laugh and spend time with great friends. I am a one girl kinda guy who likes to cook although don't know that I am that good at it! I despise cheaters and liars. I have a busy schedule but can always make time for that special person in my life. When I am with the right person THEY become my priority. Not really good at talking about me in writing. Feel free to ask me anything!
** Steelers and Yankees Fan
You.... Are attractive, in shape, have your life together (just missin me!), a career, close friends and a good family relationship. You understand and respect that a solid relationship is built on honesty, trust and a real commitment between two people. You like to laugh, you have enjoyed the bar scene but now understand it is time to move on, you don't have an attachment to your cell phone or feel the need to text message like a 12 year old while out with others. You (like me) are looking to settle into a relationship with one person and see where it takes you. You enjoy the physical part of a relationship just as much as the emotional connection.
*** It is rare that I will make the first contact (don't ask me why). If you are interested let me know! :)I really do look forward to getting off this site!
Ohhh and - Please have a RECENT picture posted or one you can send, one being more than a "glamour head shot"
This site seems to be full of women looking to accrue as many phone numbers as possible in the hopes of having enough free time to meet everyone! I prefer quality over quantity. You really should have a head to toe pic of some kind posted also.... It really does help to set a clear expectation at least as it relates to the physical appearance. Face shots only ( or waist up)really scream you are hiding something. If you don't have one posted please send one with your communication. I really don't want to appear shallow but physical appearance is important initially.....
Please someone get me out of here! :)
Maybe a drink or even dinner. Get to know each other to better determine if we want a second date! Anything not too loud where we can learn more about each other. If our initial phone calls go well maybe I will even cook dinner for you!
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