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Whew, ... got those pesky legalities out of the way. Damn attorneys!
I indulge in life's simple pleasures, ... the finer things, ... as in nothing tastes better than inhaling a plate of artery-clogging chili cheese fries with a coney at a ball game served up with its finest complement of ice cold beer. Doc says its OK in moderation.
I'm 6' 0", 175 lbs with a good physique ... professional, sophisticated, a voracious news reader, a great cook, and approach everything I do with passion. I love doing anything outdoors (except yard work), ... especially hiking, cycling, jogging, trekking around the lake or countryside, and camping, ... even if the latter simply entails pitching a tent in the backyard with my nephew. I LOVE the mountains and have an inexplicable affection for thunderstorms and turbulent weather.
In general, I enjoy people who live to experience life at its fullest, never pass up a breathtaking view, don’t mind getting a little dirty at times, and have a banter-ful wit and infectious energy.
Not recommended for boring people, couch potatoes, prudes, stalkers, self-appointed moralists, whiners, and the overly sensitive types, who are prone to cry without provocation.
Hmmm, ... A walk by the Tidal Basin, go for ice cream, a picnic, visit a Smithsonian, bumper cars, go karts, laser tag, paint ball, tour Old Town, a bike ride on the Mt. Vernon Trail, a boat ride on the Potomac, a hike, ... just something more original than dinner/drinks and the awkward "interview" questions that soon follow.