Don’t really know what to do here so I’ll just have fun with it:
ACT NOW AND AVOID THE RUSH!
If you are looking for a Tall Dark and Handsome type, a man that Loves to Laugh, Dance and Live life to the Max, you’ve come to the right place! Although I’ve done just about everything once…twice if I liked it…and may still be doing it if I wasn’t sure, this online dating thing is not something I’ve really got a handle on at this point.
Soooo.... I’m hoping that if a guys' chest sticks out further than his stomach, his shoulders are wider than his hips, and he still has hair after fifty, that he is ahead of the game as a marketable commodity. This model stands 6'1", about 190 lbs and conforms to these standards.
(ok...a little interjection here...Frankly i think the age old, tried & true method of meeting a mate may still work better. Yep...the ole "Smashed in a Bar" scenario. I know far more long term success stories from that than this online business! However, with that said...i'm still willing to give it a bit longer. Ok...now back to our regularly scheduled programming.)
I KNOW...YOU”RE READY TO BUY NOW...BUT WAIT...THERES MORE!
I believe in God, Am a loving father, I value family, (got a huge one), Totally versed in "Guy 101",,,Wait...Hell, i wrote the book (i own tools & know how to use em baby!), I'm a really good cook, great dancer, even better kisser, intelligent, kind, compassionate and considerate, a vocabulary that exceeds the 4 letter word barrier common to many males, (disclaimer: void while working with afore-mentioned power tools), I smell great, I'm Sexy, Funny, Flirtatious, Confident, and in general, a really cool and very sweet guy. Now get this...All of it packaged with just a touch of that Oh So Attractive “BAD BOY”! Yea, just a hint of that whole Rockstar thing to stand out a little from all of your friends men!
NOW ABOUT YOU: What I'm looking for: hmmm….First...you must be a woman! A 100% woman! If you are wondering if you meet this criteria, 1st...you would have to have been born that way...and 2nd, never mind...just go ahead and hit the “return to search results” button now! (After all, it is Atlanta and ya just never know) Beyond that, She should be someone who understands the male animal for what it is. She is intelligent, witty, kind, laidback, caring, considerate and absolutely stunning. (Hey...did I just describe you?)
Update: I know that some of you see that i have "date but nothing serious" and decide we are not headed in the same direction. The reality is I would not run from a relationship if one starts to develop. I do like the thought of "having each others back". Just an FYI ,~)
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