I enjoy brisk runs through the cemetary at night. When the security guards chase me, I pretend they're zombies. I also like puppies, when they're not rabid. I recently went to try out base-jumping, but quickly climbed down from the couch before jumping, I don't know what I was thinking... A lot of people have called me 'gifted' or 'special'. Sometimes I get weird looks when I'm called that, I think they're just jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even 22 in the shower. (don't ask)
I'm looking for someone that's breathing. Preferably, someone that's single and not in prison. Sanity is also a HUGE bonus. For some reason most resturaunts frown upon having a straight jacket hanging with everyone elses coats. She MUST know how to bathe, and do it regularly, with or without assistance.