Detroit is for Lovers!
However, if you're single, it can be tough meeting someone in the D. Hence, I'm here. I'm guessing you, too, if you're reading this. If you're not single, well, do what you do, but I'm not interested.
How the hell to describe myself.. Well, my dog would say I'm good at feeding and walking her on time (and she'd like someone else to petition for treats). My co-workers would say I bring a laugh and a smile along with my work, and not to sweat the small stuff.. And it's all small stuff. My cousin would tell you everything about me, just buy her a SoCo Manhattan. My bartender would tell you I tipped well and held the doors open for people (and will dance with a lady when appropriate, and with a man just for laughs). And my best friends will tell you I like to have fun, am loyal, and probably need to date someone just so I stop sending them pictures of the next greatest macaroni and cheese I've found. They're really over it by now.