About Me
...Love that song...so 90's...or is it 80's?
So, about me...well, I'm slightly overweight, work at McDonalds and live with my parents...
I like long walks on the beach(just not too far, 'cause I get tired) and candlelit dinners(at McDonalds, 'cause I got coupons). Any takers?
I'm a "good-hearted man"...meaning I don't have heart disease.
I'm also a "real man"...not made of wax or anything.
Ok, seriously?
Maybe not exactly your regular everyday normal guy. My favorite thing is to make people smile and laugh.
I'm a big family guy, but that doesn't mean Mamma's Boy. I like kids, but not in the weird way. I've got little brothers and sisters who are awesome, and anyone who messes with them is toast. I don't know why I wrote that...
I love to travel, play any sport ever invented, and stay active. Physical fitness is just as important to me as mental stability...both are preferable. Especially if we're gonna hang for more than 20 mins.
I cry when I watch Lassie.
I do have a serious side, and when someone convinces me to take this site seriously, you might see it.
And I look really, really good when the lights are off.
Deal Breakers: Drama queens, people who are selfish, impatient, ignorant, have short tempers, and who take life too seriously...
Oh, and chicks with beards...I love you, but I can't do it...sorry.
Is it just me, or is this site like shopping at Value Village?...75% is used, with someone else's name still on it, 15% looks good at first glance, but once you try it on you see it really doesn't work...and a 10% chance of finding a diamond in the rough.
And don't even get me started on all the false advertising...
Just kidding...I love you...maybe.
I think I just wasted 15 minutes of my life...no one reads this stuff anyways, do they?
Oh, and I have no idea what this "meet me" or "flirt option" means, so why not just shoot me a message? I promise I'll write back if I'm interested. And 60% of the time, I'm interested every time. Actually, that's not accurate at all...
First Date
Kung-Foo fighting. Everybody's doing it.
Ladies, do me a favour:
Unless you intend to actually meet in person after a few messages, then don't bother writing me. I'm not here to stroke girls' egos or chat for 2 months...I'm here to meet good people and potentially more. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.
Yes, there is a possibility I'm a crazy psycho stalker, but ask yourself:
Would a crazy psycho write a profile like this?
Only if I was an evil genius...and let's face it...everyone wants to date an evil genius.
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