If you don't live in the city or spend time here..... Please don't message me--- not to be a hater, BUT, I'm discovering it's a special breed, and so am I. I've been told to many times I walk fast. I'm not afraid to get on Bart it you don't live in the city-but beyond that I don't have much faith. (meaning: Im not your "Party girlfriend, crash pad in the city" because you live in Sac, Santa Rosa or SJ).
Below profile might sound ????........ So Ive re-read my profile and I think it sounds harsh...... But it feels real..... Life is not always perfect, with that said my friends usually come to me for motivation and positive vibes! I have been told that I am clever, I have endurance and that I'm gorgeous.
I've lived in SF for 14 years, but I am always saving for my next adventure.
I keep my life very simple, that means I have no bills and don't want yours! LOL
I don't have TV or Internet at my house, I choose to get out and enjoy this amazing city instead of sitting on the couch.
I don't really care what you do for a living-as long as you are happy-I don't want to hear you complain everyday about work- get over it and put yourself where you want to be.
I tend to spend a lot of time by myself-I'm an only child of military parents from the South (yes, I have some southern values and appreciate chivalry and a gentleman!!).
I have lived in Japan ( I speak fluent Japanese!) and Costa Rica, but I was born and raised in California .
I like to go camping as much as getting very dressed up for a perfect French meal.
I have a wonderful 17 year old daughter who is the light of my life she doesn't live with me full time but visits regularly.
I finally decided to load pictures and see what happens (I've had only one pic up there hoping to meet on personality first, and that did not worked).
39-28-39( just measured )140(just weighed).
I'm going to just throw it out there what I want........
You should be?
TALL- I'm physically attracted to you! (that means you should be over 5,10')
Tattoos? U don't have to have them, but I have a lot-planning to get more-most of mine are not visible.
PLAY: I'm not looking for any more children...
I need to pause here....... Because if you have marked that "yes" you want kids, I would never respond to you, I like kids,I luv kids- !!!!!!! but I'm vain, I don't want my body to go through it again!
(just being honest!).
which I am not in my description...............
this is annoying.............
A little advice? (just my 2cents)
I appreciate pictures in profiles- that means different shots of you doing things you like! Include a clear face shot. NOT all 6+ picture the same with hats(what are you hiding under there?), sunglasses( please, look into my eyes),your pets/kids(very creepy), driving(very?very?dangerous) or in the gym( I'm glad you are healthy and I do like a body shot..... But all 6pics? I smell a rat). Remember, I'm talking about if all or most are of one thing listed above- Varity is the spice of life gentlman, put out there what you want!
Why do so many guys say "no drama"?
So you really think that she's NOT gonna contact you based on that line? (usually to me this means you have a crazy, drama filled ex in your past, so you make bad choices).
**If you dont text message- I cant date you. Im not saying you have to like it, but possess the technology to communicate quickly and efficiently.
*** you did NOT read my entire profile....I will know. This is to prevent wasting ANYONE'S time, isn't that why we are internet dating?
**** you are afraid of heights......my bed is 6ft up on a platform.
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