rickycarmichael: I am working towards my life goals. Are you?
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Bountiful, Utah
26 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Baptist
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
rickycarmichael is looking for a relationship.
High School


I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year

About Me
Hey ladies :) I'm Collin
About me:
I was in the navy for 5 years, lots of good times
I'm in school to be a professional helicopter pilot
I like to ride dirt bikes, hike, and shoot guns
I go to the gym probably 5 times a week
I have a good sense of humor

this is funny and you will probly lol

In my 20's: 29
Adventurous: Slept with everyone.
Athletic: No breasts.
Average looking: Mooooooo.
Beautiful: Pathological liar.
Emotionally secure: On medication.
Feminist: Fat.
Free spirit: Junkie.
Friendship first: Reformed slapper.
New-Age: Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned: No BJs.
Open-minded: Desperate.
Outgoing: Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional: B*tch.
Voluptuous: Very Fat.
Large frame: Hugely Fat.
Wants soul mate: Stalker.

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I hate you = I want to have angry sex with you.
12. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

First Date
Coffee or beer depending on the time of day

Mail Settings
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