Hmmm.. I guess I'll follow the format that plenty of fish tells me to follow.. I suppose they know better than me. 1)Talk about your hobbies: Well I love sleeping. In fact, I'm probably better than you at that. I also enjoy showering and being clean. Smelling delicious is awesome.. I guess that's a hobby. I also like arguing with people. Other people don't seem to like that as much as I do, which is a damn shame. 2)Talk about your goals and aspirations: I aspire to one day have goals.. or even a goal, singular. People with goals seem to be very content or even excited to have them. I want to be excited! I want to be content! I want goals! 3)Talk about yourself and what makes you unique: I guess my fingerprint or even my DNA would make me unique. In fact, I can say with a good amount of certainty that if I committed a crime and left behind something like my hair, a teddy bear that I slept with, or some bodily secretion, that I could be identified with 99.99% accuracy! How's THAT for unique!? 4)Describe your taste in music: First, allow me to say that I don't taste music at all. I have bought a lot of albums in my day and never have I once tried to eat them. I suppose if I did, I would enjoy many eclectic types (with A-1 sauce of course). Classical, New Wave, Industrial, Metal, Techno, 80's pop, 70's rock, even 40's big band and 20's swing.. With salt of course. Jesus Christ I hate dating sites... P.s.. If you are half naked in your profile pictures, or you are making a duck face.. You suck. Sure, plenty of guys will message you, but plenty of guys suck. Like you.... duck face killah!
Probably talk. Maybe eat some food, or go to the bathroom to pee once or twice. I'll probably also tell you a story about how I once beat up one of the Golden Girls, but don't be fooled. I'm lying. I never beat one of them up :( I might pull a classy move like the old yawn, arm around shoulder technique at a movie.. or the hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub. Nothing like some buttery love to let your significant other know you mean business. That's always a family favorite and sure fire crowd pleaser!
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